Showing posts with label Film Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Film Review. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I REPEAT:


Do not doubt the power. Aramis Ramirez since the Nyetian pity-fest:

DateTmGGSRsltPAABRH2B3BHRRBIBBIBBSOHBPSHSFROEGDPSBCSBAOBPSLGOPSBAbipaLIWPARE24
7.6-7.20.2010CHC12127-552481721519243070010100.438.4621.1461.607.364.771.18415.26

His batting average *on the season* is up 48 points, his slugging up a preposterous 156 points. In an otherwise crappy Cubs season, it's great to see this guy turn it around! Now ... for some regression to the mean ... :(

In other news, congrats to Keith for picking up A-Ram for his fantasy team. More congrats to Keith and Joanne for the arrival of their second little one, currently known as "LGA" or "Owen's little sister."

In other other news, something I buy at the grocery store is running a deal with redbox, as almost every time I shop, I get three free coupons for one night DVD rentals. I finally took them up on it and grabbed the first Blu-Ray I found in their menu, which turned out to be an Iraqi War flick starring Matt Damon called The Green Zone. I just started watching, as so far, I would call it, "unsubtle." Oddly, I see that Ebert gave it four stars. Maybe it's about to get unsubtly ... awesome?

Dubious.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Depression is a Blue State

Sorry, that title has nothing to do with anything; I just read it in Elegant Complexity (a study guide to IJ) and the now-double-meaning of "Blue State" made me laugh. Liberals of the world unite... in your futile mission to spread compassion. A paraphrased quote from The Colbert Report from a couple of weeks back: "Now convince me why I should be in favor of Public Health option, given that I'm fabulously wealthy, have top-notch health insurance, am very healthy, and don't care about other people." Ha-ha, Stephen, but only kind of.

Back on topic: the week/weekend that was/were. Working backwards, am currently sitting on the couch watching the Cardinals trail the Colts. Steak tonight for dinner, as it's still summer-grillin' weather 'round these parts. Dogs are doing well; both got "chewies" today, which is kinda like crack-laced heroin cheeseburgers. Happy times. Beck and I chilled for most of the afternoon in front of the football, hit the grocery store, hung out at a coffee shop doing the Sunday puzzle, and walked the dogs in the opposite of that order. Sparkle / Wrigley were kind enough to wake up at 5:30 this morning, so our Sunday was extended in time if not in wakefulness.

Our neighbors spun the wheel for "how do we decorate for Halloween this year" and the roulette ball landed in "grotesquely / tackily." I'll have to snap a picture of this surreptitiously, but trust that it involves a life-sized headless skeleton bride and groom. To each his or her own, but preferably not when I'm going to spend the next month looking over and saying hello to what I mistake for people only to be scared out of my gourd.

Fell asleep last night early after an evening of Dexter and delicious pizza (from A Slice of Sicily, check it out Phoenicians!) thanks to the nine hours I spent in the blazing Sunny Azz yesterday. The latter five hours were spent golfing with Beck's cooking internet friend Eva and her husband Che; we hit up Papago golf course where I managed to shoot a 105 using my modified golf rules. (My goal was 2 over par for every hole, or 108, so that's cool; and only five balls lost between Beck and me, three of those coming on one hole in which Beck investigated the acoustics of the sound "Splash!"). Fun times, though long, and my one round every five months plan has not exactly paid off with Tiger-like adroitness. Beck was fantastic, just got better and better as the day rolled on, getting really consistent with solid contact by the end. She claims that getting to the green is really the point of the game, not sinking the ball, which actually makes for a much more enjoyable experience. Fun times, though it's still possibly a little too hot for comfortable golf starting at 12:40.

The initial four hours of sun were spent at Sprawl's next-to-last practice before Regionals next weekend. I am getting psyched because 1, after a summer-ful of injuries, I am finally getting somewhat back to form, and 2, some big-time Ultimate 2.0 style concepts - drop passes to huck, attack the breakside for easy scores, play position defense - are finally taking hold. Though it's a long shot based on any objective measure, at-least-shooting for Nationals is starting to look less thoroughly impossible. We've had some great practices of late, and hopefully this will carry over to a solid performance this coming weekend. PrimetimeDheintime Deion Sanders Justin and I finally got to play some points together for the first time in what feels like forever these past few weeks, and the huck-let-him-run-it-down-strategy continues to serve us well. Props to homes for running some great drills / practices in the past few weeks. Props to all of the Sprawl leadership - BP, Justin G,, Dixon, Vince - a lot of people are starting to fall into roles, which is step one-A of getting to that next Ulty plateau.

I can't reiterate this enough - I'm excited about getting back on the field just because of the stupid duration of this most recent injury, but really I'm just amped that we're getting some gelling going on. I shared with the team recently the idea of Ultimate heroin - those rare games when you go out and it clicks, the other team blinks and it's 13-2 because you're swarming them on D and can offensively do no wrong - and I've seen a couple of glimpses of a capacity in Sprawl to achieve that. We'll see this weekend, I suppose, but I am ITCHING to get on the field with Les Boys Phoenice. YES. I will be sure to keep the excitement-meter rolling through the week. Practice Saturday started at 7 AM, started with a lot of deep throwing and ended with some pretty intense scrimmaging. All told that (plus the golf) was a loooooong day in the sun. I'm appropriately bronze and pretty.

Friday night was fun times, too - Beck and I had butter garlic shrimp for dinner and saw 9, a post-apocalyptic movie about life-force-endowed burlap sacks. It's an animated film with a distinct, thrillingly dark / steampunk look. Beck and I agreed that though it was a gorgeous film, but the plot seemed somewhat tacked on - like they had a great idea for a movie setting and vibe, but lacked anything concrete for them to do. This was entirely instantiated in some pretty terrible, stock dialog (e.g. "I started this; I've got to finish it"). Plus the ending made no sense, always a killer. PLUS we endured some annoying teenagers through the previews - I tell you, every day, my lawn (and the accompanying desire that people get off it) grows a little larger. We did however beat them ... to Mojo after the movie (let's hear it for jokes recycled from Facebook, yeah!). One of the better chocolate and peanut butter-based topping concoctions I've had there in a while, incidentally.

Friday day worked - I had a more-successful-than-they-have-been discussion session with the Bio & Society honors students / Bio & Soc majors in which they finally asked some questions. I still feel like it's too much of a binary discussion - student asks question, Nyet answers it - and I'd rather that something resembling an organic discussion develop. Problem is that even the honors students are operating from a very limited knowledge base - so a lot of the questions are honest "what the heck is going on with bio phenomenon X," and I'm really the only person in the room that has access to the fact foundation in order to be able to address it. Still, getting better, students getting more confident, and it's cool, because it's exactly the kind of thing for which I'm into this business in the firs place. I've got a few with whom I'm making good interpersonal contacts and who have told me that they've really enjoyed the lectures and the discussion class, which gives me all kinds of warm-fuzzies.

Ah, yes, the follow up lecture on Cancer: Genes & Environment. It went well - a little less audience-pleasing than the last detailed account of the horrors of various diseases - but I got a good amount of info across in an engaging way. My big problem was a couple of students who kept asking and asking tangential questions - they ranged from the word association ("Telomerase? I read an article on that once...") to the absurdly complicated ("how does cancer staging work?") to the repeating-what-the-lecturer-said-just-twenty-seconds-ago ("Doesn't the spleen clear red blood cells?"). It's hard to keep momentum when curious peoples keep derailing you, and I tried as best I could to keep things on task. I did, unfortch, have to resort to "why don't we talk about that after class" more than once, which always strikes me as taky because you're all but pointing out the stupidity, or at least inappropriate-for-context-ness, of the question. Ah, well. I was also observed by the Center for Bio & Society director Jane, and she was complimentary afterwards, so hopefully 'twas a good job. Again, I'm psyched that these lectures went well, as this is pretty much my motivation for teaching - you know, moldy minds - though I'd be lying if I'm glad I can focus on my other work and not speak to 200 people audiences for a few weeks.

That's taking it back far enough, I suppose. The only other persistent thing going on is a silly debate from our Applied Ethics class on the existence of timeless, acontextual, universal morality. It's fun to work on developing points of view if a little frustrating to have to backtrack to argue such a naive-take - I don't entirely feel like getting into it, but the general problem with such a stance (a definitive end-all be-all notion of right and wrong) is that it's essentially impossible to articulate how such a thing would be articulated without being subjectively filtered and therefore subject to question of political dynamics, blah blah blah etc. I'm kinda tired of the topic at this point.

Okay, so get psyched for a fun week - one more practice with Sprawl (tomorrow), a league game on Tuesday, the usual slew of classes and reading, and it all comes together in the super-exciting regional tourney in which I should really be working on writing but will instead work on my forehand hucks. Wish us luck...

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Do the Whirlwind

It's getting harder and harder to find time to blog ... ugh. Here are some bullet point things of note:
  • Saw Inglourious Basterds, though I may have mentioned this already. Fantastic. It had the usual effect of making me emphatic and enveloped in the movie AND making me hate the majority of other movies for failure to try.
  • Case in point: saw The Time Traveler's Wife a couple of nights ago. Taken from the framework of "crappy romance movie," it might have been in the C- range. But given how badly it fell short of the book - and how conveniently it altered the few plot elements that gave the book some depth - it falls in the F-minus category. Beck's angry quote at the credits: "THAT'S NOT HOW IT ENDED! {Sigh} Mojo.*
  • Double case in point - we just finished the first season of True Blood. I'm sorry, America, I don't get it. If someone wants to fill me in on how this is not just vampire porn with inconsistent metaphysics, bad acting, unlikeable characters and cheesy, predictable plotlines, fill me in, I'm all ears. Seriously, this show is barely being redeemed right now by Lafayette and Sam, so... anyone?
  • In the non-entertainment division, I played pickup Ultimate for the first time on Sunday, played pretty okay and survived, and so played in our first Fall League game with the dubiously named "Confessions of a Huckaholic."** We got out ahead quick 4-0, stretched that lead to 9-3 and never really looked back, winning 15-10 in the end. Considering I'm hobbling around the field at 60% or so - knee's still sore, though manageable (and actually gets better as I play) - I played pretty damn well, firing off a number of scores, catching a few goals and making no less than three layout plays on the night. It's VOTS with a bunch of newbies, so the level of play isn't always inspiring, but we had a good time. Beck is on my team by my fiat, so that's sweet - I tried (and failed) to get her the disc on a few occasions, so we'll have to work on this love connection. More detailed stuff on this in the future.
  • Speaking of the Beck, she is kicking ass lately, running often, Yogaing most mornings, generally ruling the world. We went out for a really great dinner at a local Jamaican joint this weekend and followed up the dining out with some A+ dining in, a delicious brunch of eggs, bacon, sausage, french toast and potatoes. Combine that with some great grillin' of late, and it's the high life on Flower Street.
  • Speaking of the high life, I got to perform one of my favorite rituals yesterday, the purchase album on day of release and blare it in the parking lot game. I will fill you in on what album in another post, but it should be fairly obvious.
* - Mojo is Beck's froyo addiction, in case that hasn't been made clear here yet.
** - Having just come off the AA-intensity of Infinite Jest, I'm not sure how much I condone mocking alcoholism recovery. That said, I suppose alcoholism is sort of a traditional comic treasure-trove, comedy in misery, so you can't get too upset.

That's about it for now, just wanted to throw out a quick update. School is going well - getting a lot done, classes are entertaining if not perfect - and hopefully I'm on the path to some form of enlightenment, though I doubt it :). Have a great 9.09.09 everybody, and don't blow too much cash on the Lads today.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

FR: The Seventh Seal (1957)*

* - Okay, I'll take a break after posting this one to give your poor RSS feed a break. But this is one of my favorite films of all time. So there.

A film so haunting and iconic that the stark black and white atmosphere threatens to escape the TV set and envelop your living room - this is not for the faint of heart or the faint of faith. Or rather, actually, it is exactly for the faint of faith - it stands as an example of a grasp at honest meaning by a man of utmost faith, the knight, in the most faithless of circumstances - returning from a futile war to more futile dying at home in Sweden.

Tagging along with knight, as he quickly learns in the film, is the fantastic personage of Death. The image that pervades the mind and memory of this film is, for better or worse, the one of the knight playing Death in a game of chess for the knight's life. For better, because it is such a simple metaphor it serves the film perfectly as the symbol for struggle, man grasping at any trifle to prolong his existence. For worse, because as all simple metaphors, it begs parody. Amazingly, it survived the parody and then some for me - I've seen Bill and Ted play Battleship with Death, after all, so I had ever reason to regard stark Death with a giggle. I did not, and that is thanks largely to the actor's exacting ambivalence - he is Death, he has a job to do, he knows he will win, so he engages chess games and ridiculous begging from actors with equal apathy. Death rather famously has no secrets - and, clearly, has all the time in the world. So he humors the knight with indifference, and his still, cold exterior effectively chill the audience despite the countless jokes. Death is not to be laughed at - today.

The knight resumes his trip home with his squire, and it is at this point that I realized that, though it serves as a backbone, the knight-Death confrontation is not the only thing going on here. As the film progresses, we pick up a motley cast of characters that comes to represent a variety of takes on life / death / God and etc. All, regardless of their viewpoint, succumb to reality (to an extent).

The knight Antonius Block is, as mentioned, a man of ferocious faith whose core has been shaken by the emptiness and death he has encountered in his travels. He is weary and desperate, but absolutely refuses to give up on his faith - practically going to the extent of denying exactly that which he sees, so strong is his want for a meaningful existence. He clings to hope. He continues to ask questions of life even when Death stands beside him as incontrovertible evidence that there are no answers, only Him. He is melancholic, but clings to life - even in the end, when time is "officially" up, he prays for a continuance. Oddly, as much as he clings to the faith he seems to have lost, he also waltzes through life largely unaffected by his surroundings - though he does make a humane gesture toward the supposed witch, he largely ignores all around him, consumed by his inner quest. In his defense, he does have the stress of playing a game of chess for his life to contend with - but in seriousness, the inner battle does seem to, as he notes, pinch him off from the world.

The squire Jons is absolute cynicism and disbelief. He points out the idiocy, acknowledges and stares without fear (or so he claims) into the Void, and hates the hypocrisy of the Church that has cost him ten years of his life. He passes time with distant, sarcastic mockery of the life the others invest themselves in. He shares drink and misery with an artist; he brands a corrupt churchman with a knife; he ultimately brings a jaded but learned too cool for school outlook on life to the film. And, in all of this, he remains a squire - faithful to his master, subservient to his commands even as he lectures him on the Void. In another great line from the film, as Death is about to take them all and he is asking his master to stop praying to no one, the master's wife tells him to shut up - he obeys, but notably "under protest." (Another interpretation is that he accpets death, but "under protest." This would brand him - ha - as an unwavering existentialist, incidentally). I can't help but feel he exhibits a hipster take on life, one that anticipates the hyper-irony of art in the late twentieth century. Again, he is no better prepared or exempt from the big D. Existentialism, too, caves under the weight - but he at least seems to be able to better hide his suffering than the knight.

The actors represent a variety of views - one of simpleton innocence, and the comfort that such mindless faith can bring. The actor Jof, his wife Mia and their son Michael rather obviously reference the J-M-J group from the New Testament. Mia has a wide-eyed appreciation of life and faith and love and sings simple praise songs - she at most acknowledges the death around her, at worst grins whistlingly through hell. Her husband, Jof, though, is something of a mystic - and while he grips the wholesome pleasures of life, too, he also has visions of Mary and Child, angels, and Death (as he plays chess with the knife). This is possibly something I'll just coin "Evidence-Based Faith," so despite his shared simpleton views, I place him in an odd category of simple faith - he actually has some reason to believe that all will be okay. This also gives him a kind of access to the spiritual realm that the knight lacks - the knight at one point asks if he can speak to the devil, b/c he thinks the devil will know something about God. No access is granted to the knight, who would seemingly give anything for just the types of visions the actor has regularly. The third actor in their troupe, Skat, is a man of the material - he needs his sleep, he focuses on scoring chicks as a life's meaning-endowing pursuit. He mocks death, in a sense, or rather dies a mock death. And then a real one. Aside from his materially-obsessed character contribution, he also gives the film a classically hilarious line - when Death is about to, well, kill him, he queries "Is there no exception for actors?" No, it turns out, there is not - said the immortally cased in celluloid image. (I know, I know, "said the immortal 1's and 0's").

Raval - holy crap. Ha! Raval is a lower-rung member of the priesthood who 10 years ago convinced Antonius to leave for the Holy Lands; today he steals fake silver bracelets from plague-dead bodies. He is an official holy man who has lost his faith; and even in his on-paper holiness he is just as susceptible to the Plague as everyone. He also tries to RAPE the unnamed woman who catches him thieving, ultimately receiving a facial scar as punishment. Yeah, Bergman is way less than subtle - actually, as a rule, I'll get into that - but he notoriously has a bad youth with the Church. Raval is his revenge, of sorts - organized religion as corrupt bastard is embodied here. Raval is really more evil than death here - he chooses the belly-crawling lifestyle he leads. He pays for it, dearly - and rather loudly, I must add - but really, pays for it no more than the others who theoretically have committed no other crimes and/or sins.

The Unnamed Lady - She survives a rape attempt thanks to Jons, and in turn becomes his... cook? or something. She is unnamed; she is silent except for one stunning line at the end. She, I think, represents a faithful submission - she is perfect as all eyes can tell; when Raval comes around, plague-ridden and gasping for air, water, something, she actually tries to carry water to her former would-be rapist, only to be stopped by Jons. (Take a second to reflect on the subtlety entailed by the church attempting to rape its most faithful and submissive member). She is stunning, and she watches on in retched acceptance as the witch is burned with the rest of them. Interestingly, when Death comes around, she practically beams with joy, and speaks "It is finished." A Christ reference, btw. So take that for what it is - she who faithfully believes and serves so powerfully that she greets Death with open arms.

The film is incredibly richly drenched in brilliant scenery and symbolism; as the game winds down, the characters, in their flight from the plague and Death, are really just getting closer to that destination. The knight wants to "do one meaningful thing" with the time he has bought with the chess match, and he does it: he frees the trinity actor family, distracting Death with his clumsiness so that they can ride away. I could not decide how to take this - was his rescue of the faithful, the happy and the embodiment of the beautiful in life - was that some kind of answer to the dilemma? And if so - doesn't the knight see the inevitability of Death catching them at some point, too? Odd. And really, unfulfilling - the knight, as it turns out, does not happily embrace Death even with his accomplishment; really he cowers and cries to God.

I prefer to remember the knight's other grasp at meaning in the course of his flight from Death, one that actually happens just before another round of chess. The shared strawberries scene is unspeakably beautiful and well-executed, from the at-ease postures of the knight to the skull looming fuzzily in the background. Life seems to exist within this tiny scene in the movie - temporarily yes, by definition, but it's there. The knight even vows to carry this memory with him (only to lose the memory, seemingly, by the end of the film). It's the odd film that makes you stare at its middle, its belly for answers rather than its curtain close. The ending is obvious - most of the characters die, succumb to Death, join a dance macabre as the Jof speaks lines from the Book of Revelations. The belly of the movie is this - fleeting comfort for the turmoiled knight, brought about by the company of simple-minded strangers.

I'd be the first to jump and agree that the likening of simple, unknowing, and faithful with happy is a played one, cliche and entirely unoriginal. But that fleeting moment the knight shares with them - when he embraces their version of happiness not for himself but for them - that is the beauty that sparkles through. It's a stupid and insufficient answer for the knight, who ultimately returns to his mind-ripping terror at the Void. He's just as tragically reduced at the end of the film as he was at its beginning; nothing is solved. So Death still has no answers. But at least that moment existed.

Oh, yes, and as far as the experience as film is concerned - brilliant acting, dialog, filming, a slow but invigorating pace, excellent scene construction - I could wax on and on. The imagery is unforgettable. I can definitely see how some would find the film agonizing, the lack of subtlety irritating, the subject matter alternatingly terrifying and yesterday's news (yeah, everybody dies, got it - I can hear them now) - but I was enthralled. Master film, no question.

(I'm adding this as a post-script - the character Jons is nothing short of excellent. He talks the talk excellently, waves the Existentialist banner with pride - but he also fears death, also adheres to some very traditional morals. I don't think he serves as critique, condemnation of condoing of that viewpoint - he just artfully shows its multi-faceted aspects, including the good with the bad. His life of action - again, saving both Jof's and the unnamed girl's lives - gives his dialog and existence a weight that the knight to some extent lacks, and for that reason I view him as more of a hero. but again, he dies. Everybody dies.)

(I will add another thought - "Oh, I did not see that." That's what the knight says as he loses his Queen in the chess match. Um, I call B.S. No intellectual knight would "not see" an opening he had left to take his queen, or certainly would not not see such a thing in the moment as it took place. So do I damn the film for a lack of realism? No, nor would it be very on-task to criticize a film's relative realism on the basis of how a character fared against Death in a game of chess. I speculate that this is evidence that the knight is losing on purpose - he is giving up his life to save the actors. That at least removes the accusation that the knight makes no sacrifice in the film. Really - I like this. That queen thing was bothering me, but now it makes sense - huzzah for our side.)

Eight Months of Misc Reviews*

* - Sort of a grab-bag of reviews from 2007-ish. Documented!

Wow. Clearly, I've been remiss in the whole "review-writing" game. The whole "have well-articulated, profound thoguhts about the media I encounter" game. Sigh. These things happen. Backtracking and writing compelte reviews of the past eight months of movies and lit would be an unendurable chore, so instead, I'm going to throw a laundry list of reviews in here and update all of the appropriate pages and links. So a big fat caveat: these are pathetic reviews. One to two sentences max (unless, of course, I feel like going beyond that). I'm also going to just use a 1-10 scale (really, it's 10, 20, 30, etc. scale) so I don't have to overthink the ratings on these things I haven't seen in a few months. Maybe I'll tweak the ratings at some later date. But the point is to throw in, make sure I get my Art Garfunkel on and maintain a list of the books I've read / movies I've seen in these exciting years. So here goes.

Books
What's Your Dangerous Idea?
Rating: NR
A bevy of interesting entries from your friends at Edge on controversial topics. Several are way out there, and it's a little heavy on the materialist/detereministic side, but a good chance to view things from multiple perspectives.
The Keep
Rating: 50
Meta / pomo narrative about a castle and a prison tutor. Fantasy part: good, jail part: meh.
The Emperor's Children
Rating: 55
Verbosely written and well-constructed plot about spoiled new yorkers about whom you don't care about. Booty was a tool; 9/11 was a surprisingly cliche twist.
Betting Baseball
Rating: 30
Anecdotal account of a bettor's baseball season. Some interesting tidbits, but his "system" is pretty ear-y.
Collapse
Rating: NR
Excellently researched tome by Jared Diamond of Guns Germs & Steel fame. Surprisingly boring, though the theory was great.
Underworld
Rating: 90
See my Lenny Bruce paper. Postmodern masterpiece.
Harry Potter 7
Rating: 50
Pretty tired story by this point - definitely got bogged down by being away from Hogwarts. Still good to see thigns come to their fruition.
Falling Man
Rating: 60
More cosmopolitis-y fiction from Delillo. Best for its "from inside the tower" scenes which are spectacular, but the detached dialog detracted from the humanity.
Primer on Postmodernism
Rating: NR
Good intro to pomo concepts, oddly written by something of a conservative christian. The conclusion - "we must reject this" - was profoundly absurd.
Beloved
Rating: 90
Fantastic work, dreamy and passionate, though I will always question how much of its impact is indebted to its topic. An American classic, no doubt.
Rabbit, Run
Rating: 90
Speaking of American classics - the cold reality of 1950s suburbia and the familial pain rendered by personal freedom. Brilliant work.
American Pastoral
Rating: 80
Another great one, though this book's genius is somewhat curtailed by its simplistic order / choas dichotomy. The stoic pain endured by the swede is rendered beautifully.
Genre & Television
Rating: NR
Briallint account of the fleeting yet narrative-connected nature of genre definitions in television. Fabulous account of the the "Golden Age" of cartoons in particular.
The Brief & Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
Rating: 75
Pomo fiction intertwining the historical DR with the life of an overweight, nerdy hero. The ending was not good - a little too manipulative and convenient - but the trip was fantastic.
Drown
Rating: 70
Seemingly autobiographical accoutns from Junot Diaz who wrote Oscar as well. Startlingly bleak portrayal of the fallacious American dream.
Miles Davis
Rating: NR
Biography of the Jazz legend. Great read, though puzzling at times for the excuses it made for Davis. Especially odd - the half page "he was bisexual" toss off. EH???
Atonement
Rating: 75
A much better than saturday entry from Mckewan about a horrific misidentity in the time of WWII. The meta-ending was predictable.
The Corrections
Rating: 80
Deeply felt, painful rendition of familial dysfunction, miscommunication and incompatibility. The east coast v. Midwestern mindset protrayal was haunting.
Rabbit Redux
Rating: 75
The sex-infused sequel captures the time well at the expense of a compeltely absurd set of circumstances and actions by the protagonist. Rich, vivid, but kind of cheap.
Bob Dylan and Philosophy
Rating: NR
A sometimes-highlighted collection of essays that delves into way too much "hey look at this lyric" comparisons to philosophers.
Musicophilia
Rating: 30
Painfully anecdotal text with a few interesting tidbits but that for the most part just highlights Sacks' own love of classical music and the neuroscience tendency to play the correspondance map game with the brain. Very repetitive and boring for the entire second half.
Beware of God
Rating: 70
Shalom Auslander's colection of humorous short stories which are quite obviously disguised anecdotes from his orthodox jewish upbringing.
Foreskin's Lament
Rating: 75
Obvious because they overlap a lot with this memoir of his - this deeply felt remembrance wanes a little toward the end, but overall gives a very honest accoutn with a nice now and then framework.
2007 Non-Req'd Reading
Rating: NR
Oy. The usual great collection of miscellany from the past year. highlights include a Conan O'Brien graduation speech, a chilling account of soldier life in baghdad... and many others.
Movies
Eastern Promises
Rating: 65
Good movie about russian mob in England that has one particularly intense and famous scene. Worth it just for that.
Michael Clayton
Rating: 65
Lawyer / corporation piece featuring some nice work from conflicted gofer George Clooney.
Gone Baby Gone
Rating: 35
Stupid period/place piece featuring "authentic boston" and an idiotic central story line. Really disappointing.
No Country for Old Men
Rating: 85
A GOOD period/place piece from the Coens. It's a remake of a McCarthy novel and carries all the moral ambiguity - or at least alternate definitions - he writes. Its elegance is its strength.
Juno
Rating: 60
Super-actress driven indie flick with some questionable dialog choices, an underdeveloped relationship, but overall some feel-good and feel-bad dynamics that make it worth-while.
Grindhouse: Planet Terror
Rating: 80
Hot damn! It's Dawn til Dusk without the annoying buildup - just pure overthetop nihilistic insanity. Exceptionally well done grindhouse homage.
Grindhouse: Death Proof
Rating: 75
Ditto - I didn't enjoy this one quite as much - but the car chase for car chase sake's aspect was brilliant in its own right.
Monkeybone
Rating: 75
A classic psych farce if you ask me. Beck begs to differ.
Children of Men
Rating: 60
An excellently filmed, interesting piece that fell alittle flat for me (particularly in the end scenes).
Reign On Me
Rating: 55
Surprisingly well done Adam Sandler / Cheadle vehicle that unfortunately contained some of the stupidest court scenes in recent memory. The 9/11 exploitation adds an intersting element.
Ocean's Thirteen
Rating: 55
Better than 2, not as good as 1. Exactly what you'd expect, but the charm has worn off for use.
Next
Rating: 0
Ladies and Gents - I now present the "Worse than Premonition" Award. Nic Cage and Jessica Biel vomit on your brain. Wow bad. So bad it's so good that it just becomes bad again. We're talking WOW BAD.
Cars
Rating: 65
Cute little Pixar ditty. Not their best, but not bad.
Hoodwinked
Rating: 55
Cute little mixed fairy tale animated work.
Harlem Nights
Rating: 55
Better than you would have thought. Eddie Murphy and Pryor make a great team.
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Rating: 50
The structure is interesting, and ubernaked Marisa Tomei was a clear presence, but Beck nails this when she says that PSH's "ACTING" gets annoying after awhile. There was a lot that was unbuyable about this movie, though it should be noted that my man Ethan Hawke was FANTASTIC.
This concludes the brief, pointless review part of the show. Hope you enjoyed.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Aristocratic Comedy*

* - Previously recorded, right after I had watched The Aristocrats and there was that hubbub about Mohammed and the Danish cartoon.

Nope, not a movie review. I did see the movie, and it was okay on an entertaining level, but the thing that impressed me most was the experience of watching the movie. Like looking at a piece of art and not necessarily thinking the work itself was that great but appreciating the fact that it was giving you seizures like a Japanese cartoon. The gist of the movie is this: there's a joke that comedians tell other comedians at cocktail parties and the like that is not really all that funny in and of itself, but the telling of the joke becomes an art form. The basic framework is that a performer is trying to sell his family act to a talent agent, only his act is the most vile disgusting thing ever, usually drawing the line somewhere around incestuous sodomy and crossing WAY past that line (that line is a dot to you!). The description of the act rolls on, escalating to the most absurd, revolting levels until the "family" man describes the closing bit, usually something that would make Lucifer himself raise an eyebrow. In shock, the talent agent says, "Well, um, that's certainly interesting. What do you call yourselves?" And the man replies, usually with a dramatic sweeping gesture, "The Aristocrats." That's a punchline that's really only funny on the "my dog has no nose, well how does he smell, he smells awful" level; in other words, only in an exceedingly intellectual way

So the movie consists of a slew of famous comedians telling their own versions of the joke or commenting on the mechanics of it, running the gamut from Bob Saget to Sarah Silverman to Carrot Top to Hank Azaria to Robin Williams to, geez, well, even a mime gives a version. The experience of the movie was like living through the violence-in-film inoculations of the 1990's in a 90 minute sitting; by the end, necrophilia and regurgitation seem an everyday Sunday stroll. It's really just not funny, but it is numbing - and I will say that there were a few things that made me laugh: 1, that (I think) Drew Carey once blew the joke by saying the Disney movie "The Aristocats," 2, Gilbert Godfrey's desperate but inspired telling at a Friar's Club Roast of Hugh Hefner after he (Godfrey) had bombed with a few too-soon 9/11 jokes, and 3, a couple of jazz riffs on the joke that basically inverted the situation, had an actual nice family act with juggling, pet tricks and the like going on but when the agent asks them what they're called they do the dramatic gesture and say "We're the MF***ing N***** C****."

They then hit upon the thing that I enjoyed about the film experience - that as you're sitting through this "blasphemous" stuff, you realize that on a very gut level this comedy is purely about offending you and catching you off guard, that in essence that's what all comedy is. They actually sum this up best with the good family joke: "N***** C****, I mean, that's about as bad as it gets. You can't say something more offensive, really." They then delve a bit into the fact that all comedy comes from some sense of dissatisfaction and gut-level hate, that innovation comes from going for the offensive jugular and trying to get a rise out of people, then immediately splitting crowds along "that's hilarious!" and "is nothing sacred?" lines. And that was the experience of watching that struck me - that nothing is really all that funny unless there are people that specifically think it is not funny, that a lot of laughter comes indirectly from spite. There's something implicitly mean-spirited about comedy. Okay, not really profound, but when it's stated in this context - after you've sat through one-hundred comedians dropping the pretense of "being funny" and really just trying to offend, and doing so to the extent that you come immune to their attacks - it just gives you a first-hand interactive experience of the fact that the relative offensiveness of an act, gesture or words relies completely on people deciding to be offended by it, and the humor in that relies on other people essentially finding that first group too easily offendable.

I like this topic for a number of reasons - one, I enjoy attempting to be funny. And I find that having that Chuck Klosterman "I don't care" attitude really does enable you to take a "nothing is sacred" approach, and that people will guffaw at things simply because they're outlandish and not because they are actually funny. Two, I have found that with most people I tend to befriend, there's a certain edgy angriness / cynicism that I appreciate sharing with them because it sets such a basic level of everything is funny, nothing is too personal, so let's correspondingly be able to give and take it knowing that it really doesn't mean anything other than the joke itself. I find that a lot in the Ultimate circles I travel in, where heckling one another and being "on paper" mean in a sibling kinda way is so fundamental that when people have tried to play with us who are not of that mindset, they don't really get our jive, so to speak, and they give us a lot of strange looks. I mean, you know where lines are, you don't talk about someone's momma or offspring or anything, but we're all comfortable with what may seem like a caustic atmosphere to an outsider.

Three, this is solid, present day on topic kinda stuff. Denmark and religiously offensive cartoons, anyone? On some level you have to let it bother you in order for it to bother you. The one exception that I agree with to some extent is popular opinion having undue influence on children who are maybe not sophisticated enough to grasp their right to their own opinion as well as satirical intent; so yes, it makes sense that you don't want the world at large broadcasting hateful messages at your kids that you will not be able to filter and they will not be able to distinguish from real, homegrown family values type messages. I mean, just think how you would feel if McDonalds were allowed to advertise in any way they pleased, say with cartoons and clowns and movie tie-ins, and attempt to get your kids hooked on the golden arches lifestyle for life? Wouldn't that be terrible?

I kid, I kid. There's some real value to that, there is, and if I were battling through life with my child's soul on the line, I certainly wouldn't want some jerk Danish illustrator to wield his undue influence and damn my child to eternity in hell and/or medium sized french fries. But doesn't having such a violent reaction beget more troublesome cartoons, and if you would embrace your symbols as your own sacred symbols and not cave to the implications of how your rivals choose to use them, don't you think that would strip the acts of their power?

This goes far and wide. Flag-burning, creationism, and comedy; they're all one big continuum. And the way to stave off the effects of, for example, flag-burning, is not to make laws against it, but to stop pretending that physical, fleetingly impermanent object and other impermanent beings treatment of that object has any real value *if* you choose to ignore it. Sticks and stones, anyone?

Back to the Aristocracy - watch for that aspect of comedy in the everyday. Watch for offense used as a comedic knife, and check your own ability to just simply not find it offensive. Watch how much comedy relies on a victim, and how often your enjoyment of something relies on you joining one crowd or another. Fortunately for me, on my perch up here in existential land, everything is ridiculous and funny, so when I laugh, I am doing so at the expense of no one. Or everyone. Or maybe just myself.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Slump / Slumdog / Slump Dogged

Had a really, really bad pair of softball games on Friday night. Not only did I top the ball every time up (still managed to get on base 5 of 6 times, but still, damn), I overran a ball in the outfield and made a big fat error. No good. We did win both games which puts us in good shape for the playoffs - first game's Friday at 6:20; I'll let you know how it goes. Man, a bad streak in softball lately, but I did a good job of keeping my head held high and a positive attitude for the future. Hooray for small victories.

Beck worked on Saturday, and so did I - headed over to Mama Java's, read four articles AND wrote my phil paper for this week (posted earlier). Yeah productivity! Met Beck at home, had some crunchy turkey burgers (Cajun style!), and went to see the super-Oscar winner Slumdog Millionaire at a local cineplex.

So, the Slumdog... I did enjoy the story-framing, the soundtrack, the cool multi-locale, the must-have-been-technically-challenging cinematography, and the overt attempt to enlighten mainstream Western audiences as to the plight of a huge chunk of the world's population. And the kids were fantastic - charismatic, pulled off the street urchin charm with aplomb. There was just something - and maybe this is more of a product of post-hype effect - lacking about the movie for me. Ebert pointed out in his review that behind the above-mentioned aspects and the fact that it's a mainstream American movie in India with Indian characters, this is a film with a rather traditional plot: brothers with a protective yet conflicted relationship, a wet-blanket love interest who inexplicably inspires deranged loyalty from the protagonist, a severely Westernized gangster motif of late redemption, and the requisite happy ending. So I see it as a movie with some fantastic moments, some beautiful story-telling, but ultimately a hiddem fomulaic-ness that seaps through if you pay attention.

Side note - some triumph of the human spirit commentary has accompanied this movie, and I just don't know how to respond to that. For every ounce of credence that I want to credit to the characters' perseverance, I want to equally note the horrors of a culture that permits that sort of stratification and abuse, worse that we feel there is somehow a possible happy ending offered by a game show. Don't want to delve too much into this - again, I did enjoy and appreciate a lot about this movie - but I question the ability of at-least-somewhat formulaic fiction to give me elated feelings about a reprehensible set of cultural circumstances.

Fast forward to Sunday - Beck and I hit up the circumference trail at Squaw Peak, ate a delicious brunch, did some house work, then headed to pickup. Went extraordinarily well - Beck had a great afternoon with some good catches and throws, even a jumping above-head catch on a deep throw - good times! I had a pretty great session, too, with a crazy layout on the very first point of the day, a bunch of skies and Ds, no turns (except for a ridiculous joke thumber I threw at one point) and several just spot-on hucks. I brought it, for whatever reason, and other than getting charley-horsed by Nipar on a skying catch, the day went perfect (my quad is really sore, but pretty much better now (Tuesday evening)).

Next stop: softball, after a healthy dinner at Tom's BBQ in Tempe. Delicious sausage sandwich and red beans and rice; I may have to get back there soon. The softball game: not so delicious. The other team consisted of reasonably good female players backed by a bunch of 6'3" and over men who could all mash. Those guys had no business being in an E-league or playing on a field that small - one of their guys hit a HR, but it was a 252' blast - not exactly something to be too excited about. Just a waste of time, and they effectively kicked our arse. Beck hit the ball well, and after slamming another couple of ground balls, I finally hit a line drive triple to right center toward the end of the game. Yay! Of course, I followed this up by making the last out of the game by inadvertently crossing the commitment line, and I know there's some serious marriage joke in there somewhere. Still, it was an effectively athletic slump-evidence-free double header, and I'll take it.

So a fun weekend. Back to the grind the past couple of days - I had a full day of reading / meetings yesterday, and another full day of reading, a presentation, a class, and general exhaustion today. Curenty waiting for the beck to get home from surgery, but that may not happen anytime soon. The Zorro has a matchup with the tallest team in Spring League tomorrow; I'll be sure to let you know how that goes.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Past Few

Drifted out of contact there for a little bit because I have been hacking away at the code for Jason's website, which is here if you're interested. Jason basically needed to update / redesign his lab website, so I brought my mad Dreamweaver skills (thanks iPJ and iPMM!) to bear on the issue. I believe I can get you through the night, scha-wing. Had to remind myself of all the little headache-inducing behaviors of HTML code and Dreamweaver in particular, so I practiced a bit on my site before putting Jason's together. If you are SUPER astute you will notice that I have put in some stylistic changes there; mainly, I've been making an effort to standardize all the tables and have everything be the same size so the screen is jumping all over the place when you click links. I'm not done yet, but a few things have changed - for example, here's the new art gallery page graphic:



In non web-programming life, it's just been the usual avalanche of reading. Classes start on Tuesday, an otherwise completely un-noteworthy day, and just this morning I got my schedule finalized. I'll be taking a seminar on Philosophy of Science w/ Drs. Hamilton and Creath, the usual HPS lab session, a Bioethics seminar later in the semester with Jason, and a Psychology & Culture class. I was SUPPOSED to take Neuroimmunophilosophy this term, but the Phil of Sci class got moved right into its timeslot, argh. I'll be able to half-audit it, but that's still pretty disappointing.

Have otherwise been very errand-happy this week - I used some of my parents' Xmas gift money to get a wireless speaker set for the house, so now we can listen to music from the stereo in any room of the house or outside. Pretty schwank. That errand was particularly pleasant sa the only Best Buy that carried the speaker was in Chandler, and I drove down there and exited the car to discover that my front passenger tire was completely flat - I probably drove on it that way all the way down, as my next door neighbor asked me when I arrived home (several hours later) "did you know your front right tire was flat?" Why no, no I did not. I didn't damage the rim, but I did melt the tire by driving on it that way, so I had to take it to a Discount Tire and have them replace it for a cool hundred bucks. AND I got to spend two and a half hours in lovely Chandler. I killed the time by playing on an American Fender Strat in a guitar store, which always makes me feel guilty - I bought some strings so I could feel like I had effectively "rented" the strat and amp. Good times. Kinda killed my Monday, though.

Beck had Tuesday off, so she went hiking while I finsihed up the aforementioned website. We hit up Lux for our usual "Beck's day off" date, and then hit up the local Best Buy to finish off our gift certificate - ended up getting a portable external hard drive, some new sports headphones for Beck, a nano carrying case and the Twin Peaks Gold Edition Super Duper Box Set. Thanks Mom & Dad! Beck and I also hit up the Apple Store, and are going to try to figure out how to spend our Apple money on a souped up laptop. Fun times.

Oh, forgot to mention, we've also further furnished both the living room and the bedroom with some shelf sets and plants. I'll take and post some pictures when I get around to it. The home is getting quite homey - Beck is an awesome decorator, and even I am mildly competent at putting IKEA furniture together.

Ultimate has been cooking lately - a TON of people showed up on Sunday for pickup, including the likes of Cole and Vince (whom I backhanded across the face inadvertently on a huck - SORRY!). Big, fun day, and I dominated at times a little bit. That led nicely to Tuesday's pickup / Sprawl practice, which also went very well. Beck practiced on Tuesday night, too, and is learning the ins and outs of the game slowly (largely due to the fact that is near impossible to learn about structure / positioning from the Phoenix women's team who, by every measure, appears to run around en masse like the proverbial headless chicken). She's thinking of playing league, which would be SUPER FUN as hopefully I could demand that she play on my team where there would be at least some structure. Genevieve and I are captaining together again, too, so Beck would get a lot of exposure to a very smart role model of a player in G. OH MAN! Almost FORGOT! I threw together a shirt / disc design for spring league - hopefully it will be chosen. Like all great art, it is a TOTAL RIP-OFF of other people's ideas:

muchbetter votslove

Left would be the front of the shirt, right would be the back / disc design. The Vots-Love inspiration should be obvious, and here's the inspiration for "much better than regular frisbee" again if you've forgotten:



Anyways, hopefully it'll pass the audition (if you remember the hcuk shenanigans from the fall, I'd like to have an at least semi-cool shirt rather than the usual mundanity) (no offense intended to designers of such mundanity intended; it's not like either of these is exactly earth-shattering). Incidentally, after having that song drummed into my head, I can now play it on ye olde acoustic guitar. Dmaj7 - Amaj7 - Bm7 are the only chords involved.

Biggest news is that Beck and I are headed to LA this weekend - there's a big beach Ultimate tournament called Lei-Out that I am playing in with the Tufts Boys. Alumni reunion, SWEET! Should be fun. I'm a little nervous about running around in bare feet (with my ankle / heel / knee fun-ness), but we'll see how it works out; if it's painful I'll just quit and watch. Regardless, 'twill be a good time on the beach, and good to see the E-men.

And on that note, I should go take care of laundry / packing type tasks...

(addendum - beck put us through Hamlet 2 last night. And while the first 20 minutes were okay, the remainder was a front runner for worst movie ever. Just so, so BAD. I don't even know where to start. Just a painfully unfunny, half-assed comedy).

Thursday, December 18, 2008

A Short Take on the Past Five Day's Four Films

In order of, um, appreciation?

Dreamland: 50

Something that should have before now but if not will in a moment have revealed itself is that I appreciate effort and ambition in my film. And this one had it - not your standard story, and a huge effort at spectacular, color-rich cinematography taboot. Quirky film editing, dialog, the works. But still - there's just something spectacularly unbelievable about a multi-year alcoholic claustrophobe suddenly pulling himself up by his bootstraps, something just pain-stakingly silly about a 140 pound long haired goof-kid (who practices by dunking on an eight foot hoop) getting a scholarship to UNLV. I additionally did not buy the love triangle or the heartfelt poetry. 'Twas a pretty film, but it just didn't hit it for me.

Bolt: 65

Something about this ho-hum Dreamworks production just hit the spot. Possibly the fiction / reality conflict of which I am such a fan. Wildly predictable plot, complete with the changes of heart and lessons of friendship, but that didn't really bug me so much. Maybe it's because I have a severe penchant for crying at dog drama, but Bolt's longing for reunion and his canine dedication were just touching. My only big complaint is that the hamster could have been so much more. Yeah, Beck dragged me to this, but I am not complaining at all; I enjoyed it. And I am now especially suspicious of Wrigley whenever she barks, stares, or tries to paw me on the shoulder.

Sweeney Todd
: 70 (75, maybe?)

I heart Tim Burton, and I heart absurdity, so I really heart Tim Burton musicals about revenge-seeking barbers who turn their victims into meat pies. I find it TRULY WACK that so many of my former Walnut students cited this as their favorite Broadway musical; still, I respect the story and all its comitragic whims. I really like that they didn't back off from the gore. They really maxed out what they could do with this piece.

I'm Not There: 473

This is the kind of film that makes me feel inadequate as a human being. Big cheater points for involving one of my favorite subjects, but MAN OH MAN did they do this up right. I am speechless to the point of being unable to review: even the audio commentary was fantastic. Maybe someday I'll get it together enough to review this properly, but in the meantime, wow, just kudos for refusing to bow to a standard "biopic" methodology and keeping this mythic tale in the realm of the myth. A+++. And the soundtrack TABOOT.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Week Eleven of the Philosophing

We'll week-in-reverse this bad boy:

Sunday - put the final touches on a first draft for my law paper. A lot of time, probably way more than would indicate any efficiency on my part, was put into that beast, so it was nice to have it done.

Saturday - Wrote the arguments and conclusion for the paper. This took pretty much all day. Blar.

Friday - Great day. Came in early and polished off the "cultural arguments" section of the law paper. Went to my seminar class on Gender, Race & Technology and just had a great discussion, a lot of which was prompted by me and my impatience with people who don't talk. We were missing a few of the Bio & Society people due to conferences, so here was a high potential for some sitting and staring. I threw out some controversial ideas just to wake people up, and it completely worked, got people heated and bantering and all that. We talked about sexual language "inherent" in nuclear war, the appropriateness of fictional work as an academic tool, and different concepts in racial genetics. Cool stuff. A couple of professors were visiting, and though the tendency for them is to sit back and observe, they jumped right in. Awesome.

Followed this up with lunch with the HSD crew, then went to a presentation on nanotechnology and 4th amendment rights by Alan Rubel. He was one of the visiting professors from class, and in his presentation he essentially argued that nanotechnology will actually serve to improve privacy concerns. Tres cool. Ran back from that to the lab for about five minutes, then had a quick meeting with Dr. Steve Hoffman about his neuroimmunophilsophy course. Which sounds excellent - he's interested in concepts of self and mind as understood via immunological processes / pathologies. I'll probably take it.

And capped that day off by running home to take care of the dogs and then jetting over to Scottsdale to play some softball. We won both games big (20-1, 16-3), and then Beck and I grabbed dinner at Los Olivos. Yay for a fun end to the week.

Thursday - Spent the bulk of the day doing the reading for Friday's seminar course, though I also managed to get in a bit of preliminary work on the cultural arguments section of the paper. I also had a fun pizza lunch with Mark and Melissa and then met a bio student named Jake for coffee at 1. He is interested in collaborating on a cool sounding bio-philosophy project on the conscious experience as limited / defined by biological factors - exactly the sort of "informed existentialism" stuff I might be interested in. So a good, productive meeting, and I'm glad I'm not the only yahoo who thinks in this way - even a bona fide scientist type has noticed the problem! Yeah!

Wednesday - An entire day devoted to finishing up the legal arguments in the evolution controversy. I also went to a law class on "forbidden science" where we essentially learned that we're all going to die from bioterrorist attacks, and how! A sort of a bummerish day.

Tuesday - A day spent entirely writing and citing legal papers. I think I took a 20 minute break to toss the frisbee, but otherwise it was nose to grindstone from 7:15 - about 7 at night. Argh.

Monday - A morning spent on the aforementioned Alan Rubel's paper and a presentation on it from John in HSD. Law class featured discussions of democratic decision making and jury competence, focusing a little bit on genetically modifed foods. Otherwise I polished the outline for the law paper.

There you have it. A busy, productive week. There's alot of reading and meetings and whatnot that I glossed over in there, too. And lawn-mowing, Ultimate, and watching two (Beck-chosen!) movies, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and You Don't Mess with the Zohan, which were entertaining (the former much more so than the latter) when they weren't abjectly stupid (the latter, period). As a redemption, Beck also grabbed Pushing Daisies, a nice macabre show whose first two episodes were very solid.

More later. Time to get back to work...