Monday, June 30, 2008

Generation Gab, a huge success!!



Generation Gab organized by one of Durham’s own, Mary Coffman, was a tremendous success. Generation Gab was an event that brought together four octogenrian women, all near lifetime citizens of Durham and a smattering of Durham’s civically oriented youth for a tea party and oral history forum. It was the first in what Ms. Coffman hopes will be a series of Durham oral history forums.

Ms. Coffman’s mother, Laurie Coffman is the pastor of Cavalry Methodist Church where the event was held. The four women, Linda Woodall, Betty Philips, Ruth Upchurch, and Louise Parrish are all long time members of Calvalry Methodist. The Coffmans aware of the personal treasure they had in their midst and anxious share, persuaded these ladies that they had organized an opportunity where their stories could be heard and valued. Mary convinced a coeterie of her own peers to spend their Saturday afternoon nibbling on delicious cucumber sandwiches, sipping tea and listening.

Mary’s vision had come together. It had originally flowed from conversations with fellow Durhamanians following viewing the recent Durham documentary, "Durham: A Self Portrait.” Twenty-something Mary has personally known these ladies since she was a young girl. Durham has changed substantially in just that time. Mary recognized that these ladies were irreplicable recepticles of Durham’s history. To offer but one example of the change in Durham between Mary’s youth and the Clarion’s establishment, the sweet smell of tobacco. The sweet smell of tobacco you say? Apparently Durham positively exuded the sweet scent for years on end. The Clarion has never smelled it, never even heard of it. But after Generation Gab when we asked around, it was firmly ensconced in the memory of all the Durhamanians who had been here when.

This was hardly the only nugget. Did you Durham once had a streetcar system? Or that the North Carolina School of Science and Math was originally Watts hospital? Or that sixty plus years ago, it was standard to finish school with 11th not 12th grade? The list goes on and on.

These amazing women, who remember filled their lives with achievement long before the groundswell of feminism in the late 1960's and 70's, literally bubbled over with stories, anecdotes and facts of Durham's rich history. It was terrific. All involved glowed with joy and wished that we had more time to explore. Fortunately, Mary Coffman is already in the process of organizing a follow-up event, much to the delight of all the participants.

Keep your eyes on the Clarion we will have the date and location as soon as it is announced.

Friday, June 27, 2008

How Can This Be?

I've been horribly remiss in my review writing lately without good reason. Part of it is because some of the books I've been reading are heady and the prospect of reviewing properly daunting; I am the wuss, goo goo goo joob. But enough of that wankery: Here comes some power reviewing, including two "long-form" reviews!

Books

(Note - the title of this post refers largely to the fact that I'm sitting here in June and the list of books I've read is embarrassingly short. So I need to jump on that horse in the next month before school starts in August! Geez!).

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From the "...And Civilization" Series, two long-formers:

Knowledge and Civilization (2004): NR

Madness and Civilization
(1961): NR

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The Postmodern Condition: A Report on Knowledge (1979) by James Lyotard: NR

This is the seminal philosophy text that defines postmodernism as " a suspicion toward metanarratives." That's specifically the metanarratives of the Enlightenment and Marxism, the ones that center on the inevitability of technological progress / human dominance over the natural world and social progression toward a certain form of government / civilization. There's a potential hypocrisy in there - the idea that "suspicion towards metanarratives" is itself a metanarrative - but Lyotard is so engaged in language games that it's hard to imagine that he didn't see this interpretation; it's more likely that he mandates a suspicion toward those specific metanarratives without abandoning the concept of narrative knowledge altogether. The book surprised me as it focused on the philosophy of science more than I expected, namely on the problem of legitimation in science. It is often noted that science is incapable of "proving" itself - you can't use the scientific method to show that the scientific method is valid - and consequently, many people resort to forms of narrative knowledge when attempting to justify scientific findings (just watch any scientist on your local news and evaluate whether he is telling you "science" or is just telling a story of sorts). In seeking its justification, science often resorts to notions of "pure science" - science for science's sake, or science in order to gain knowledge for its own sake - or notions of progress and utility, where science is only justified and or important because of the progress it begets. This not only (obviously) plays into the Enlightenment progress narrative, but it also places science firmly in the context of capitalism, where value is only to be found in efficiency and its utility. Lyotard proposes an alternative - that science is engaged along other forms of knowledge in a multi-strand language game, and that science's value comes from paralogy, it's ability to inspire new ideas, thoughts, manners of thinking, and creative processes.

Lyotard's work is fascinating for its grasping of real world problems - science's legitimation - and placing it in the Wittgenstein language games format. It's brilliant, and I surely mean to incorporate these ideas in my work in the future. But limiting these ideas to language is, well, limiting. Lyotard himself admitted that he was not entirely qualified to comment on the science which he comments on within this work, and that makes it difficult to trust his assertions - the "you don't know what you're talking about" accusation rings true. I think there needs to be a more material application to the ideas of science, not just the language game / ideas approach, though I think Lyotard provides a good framework in which to approach that.

The Sot-Weed Factor (1960) by John Barth: 95

An utterly astounding execution of language and character. I LOVED this book. It's a postmodern lit staple: Barth took a real world poem written by a real-world poet some 300 years ago and crafted a brilliant novel that not only entertains and delights in its own right but brutally parodies the "Historical Novel" form. It blends real world events, characters and artistic works with an imagined narrative that skewers everyone involved - Isaac Newton and John Smith make scandalous appearances, debased as harshly by Barth as any mythic figure ever was. One chapter, in its intentional absurd level of detail and, yes, boredom, skewers every historical document nitpicker for the ages. And the language of the book is brilliant - funny, charming, lewd as all get out, it repaints our notion of patriotism and admiration for the colonists, turning it to a realization that the same unsavory characters that walk our streets today were there, too, and in abundance.

But beyond the hilarity of form, there's a truly endearing central character, the poet Ebeneezer, who blumbers his was through the novel with the only thing heroic about him his dedication to idiotic propriety. He's hilarious, laughable, pitiable, and lovable at once. The farce that rages around him - for a solid 850 pages - crackles with energy and absurdity. It's been a while since I've read a book this great; now it's an all-time fave.

The Sportswriter (1986) by Richard Ford: 60

I plodded my way through this one - I enjoyed the writing style, but the content was fairly mundane. mainly I felt as though I was reading Rabbit Redux Redux, meaning that this book reeked of Updike rewritten with a more educated narrator (it even shared the present tense writing). I thought that while the observations made by the narrator in his running commentary of the countryside were great, the dialogue was terrible: it was the same "diagonal stance" speech of DeLillo's characters' only without sharp wit. I found Vickie, in particular, a joke of a character and an annoyance to read; the main character's wife, X, was not much better. Clearly the characters took precedent over the plot here, but I found the characters pretty drab.

The narrator is alternatingly praised and condemned by critics for his dreamy, "Everything's okay" approach. The running commentary he provides, and his constant "I'm a sportswriter" banter, wore thin for me. He does little to nothing to redeem much of anything through the novel, and in the end seems to more or less run away - Frank Run - taking a dream outside of a dream. More annoying than anything - Frank is a pretty ho-hum character, an older divorcee who is slumbering through life, and yet he is having sex with everything that moves in this book, picking up ladies left and right like nothing. Eh? The effortlessness with which he pulled this off just struck me as dumb. I recognize the "good writing" here, but as I said, the content was a gigantic waste for me. And i like lumbering slow novels!

Movies

Word Play (2006): 75

Very entertaining portrait of supreme nerddom. Beck and I now do the crossword every day, so you know it was pretty good.

The Bank Job (2008): 70

Better than you thought - classic heist movie with a great historical back story from 1970s Britain. Recommend it thoroughly!

The Flying Scotsman (2006): 60

Beck checked this out as a plane movie and I ended up watching it at home, mainly because Eli Stone played the bike rider. Cool story; not really the Rocky of cycling, but good enough. I liked their wrenching treatment of the main character's depression.

Baby Momma (2008): 60

Precisely as stupid as you would expect, but still funny. Tina Fey is a goddess, but you already knew that.

Indiana Jones I - IV: 85, 60, 85, 50

Aliens? Seriously? beck and I watched the original trilogy in NC to remind us of why we adore that Indy character. The second movie is better than you remember.

1408 (2007): 25

Seriously stupid Stephen King movie. I enjoyed the set-up, the ridiculous Samuel L. Jackson scene, and I'm a depressed / cynical John Cusack sucker. But wow - drags on forever and just gets stupider as things wind on. And the ending "shocker" is top 10 stupid movie scene material.

Get Smart (2008): 60

I already reviewed this: Hollywood dumb, but Steve Carrell charming. And it included a real life, Calvin-esque plane and truck and train collision. So props for that. I dug it.

The Number 23 (2007): 10

Wait, I though 1408 was bad? After a mildly interesting opening, this thing collapsed under its own inanity. Hmmmm, how about you just sit down and READ THE BOOK in two hours instead of 8 days??!!?! Or note that you DON'T REMEMBER YOUR LIFE before 13 years ago? Just painfully dumb, and I yawned for the last hour-plus. Don't do this.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Overheard on the TV

Announcer: "Lots of senior citizens are wondering where they can find a few extra dollars these days. If you are over 62 and own your home, then you may have heard the news about the exciting new opportunity of a reverse mortgage."

Confused Elderly Lady: "A reverse mortgage? What's that?"

Announcer: "It's a mortgage... that's reversed!"
I kid you not.

Beck and I both had the day off today, so after I played some fun morning Ultimate, I came back and showered, and we went to see Get Smart. Predictably stupid, predictably Hollywood drivel blah blah blah, but cute in its own right, and that Steve Carrell is a funny guy. Hats off to a well executed if not exactly culturally enriching performance.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Shaven, Still Not Stirring

Heat continues to rule the day / headlines here in Sunny, Sunny Azz. Took the pups in to get a fur cut today and they're still lounging around the house like sweaty Cleopatras. No relief in sight. We get what we deserve!

Am continuing on the road-blazing trail: I indeed ran 3 miles on Sunday morning to complete the 30 for last week, and have since run 7 on the roads and 4 on the treadmill and another 3 jogging / sprinting combo this morning. So that's 14 for this week, 44 for the one month time frame. Yeeha!

As a consequence, though, I am hella tired. Barely made it through my scant tutoring hours today, though that is admittedly 50% due to exhaustion, 50% due to sheer boredom with all aspects of the SAT. Blar.

Tired as I am, I am not touching the Beckian levels of last Saturday. She came home from work, we started to eat some of the leftover pizza from Friday and next thing I knew, she was muttering, "I'm just going to rest my head," and falling asleep. At 6:30, or thereabouts. So much for the Deadwood marathon. We both effectively hung out around the house on Sunday, stopping momentarily to lunge in the pool. Man-o-man, no fun this time o' year. We did managed to take in a few more Deadwood eps and are now just about at the thrilling conclusion of season 3, looking forward to some Hearst-blood. We shall see.

Speaking of blood: poor Beck got attacked by a clawless cat today who sank its fangs into her hands multiple times. She then had to go to the clinic to get antibiotics, which apparently came in the form of shots... in her hands. Ouch. Occupational hazard, but still, no good. I am taking the dinner reins tonight in order to help her rest her paws.

And speaking of dinner: Beck is kicking all kinds of culinary butt these days. Yummy salmon on Sunday, turkey burgers last night... all delicious. I am reminded every day how much I WIN.

Speaking of, there's a leftover turkey burger calling my name for lunch. Mmmmmm...

(Btw: some reviews are slowly making their was down the Ballad Factory conveyor belt. SO you have that to look forward to. Some of them will come from my lauded "And Civilization" series. Get psyched!).

Monday, June 23, 2008

Carlin

One of the Clarion's original inspirations passed away yesterday.

George Carlin, you will be dearly missed.




A couple of Carlin beauties, from a life that was an American tapestry.

"If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?"

Unfortunately, the answer was all too self-evident.

Accused of being dark and bitter, Carlin held a mirror up to the American self, the parts we didn't want to face, were afraid to admit, our own letdowns and failures.

But as he also said, "Scratch any cynic, and you'll find a disappointed idealist."

Carlin believed in people, he was an American idealist at heart.

People we can do better.

George, we at the Clarion wil always be grateful for you calling us on it.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Untamed Dinner

The Jullietta is in town!!! Yay!!! SO call your favorite nature show hosts and settle in! Juliette and her mom are both in Phoenix to celebrate the 100th birthday of Julliette's mom's first cousin. Yep - Julliette has a first cousin once removed who is 100 years old, destroying all notions of the myth of generations. Wowsers.

Picked up Speckle about 7:30 from her hotel on Central Ave. which turned out to have an address different from the one she gave me by an order of magnitude. This would not have been a big deal if, say, she had been at 3 Central Ave. but was instead at 30, but unfortunately she was at 4000 instead of 400. There was a gigantic gutted building / scaffold where her hotel would've been, so I figured things out relatively quickly. No probs - got her, went down to the restaurant on 5th ave and beat everyone there by a solid fifteen minutes. Beck, Dan and Christina met us down there for a little Lovett '99 reunion.

We went to Cibo's, an italian restaurant in a converted house in the middle of a downtown neighborhood. Very tiny, so we ended up waiting 45 minutes - hour, but that was cool, as we got to hang and chat at the bar. As mentioned here previously, J-ette is engaged, but we managed not to drown her with wedding questions for the duration. She's still kickin' it up in Boston (Cambridge, actually), rocking the computer consulting world and occasionally playing Ultimate with Polaroid*. Doing well in all respects (though she did have the pleasure of staying in Newark last night due to a missed connection. And it turns out the airline won't reimburse you for "an Act of Air Traffic Control").

* - This just in: Polaroid nearly got blackballed from playing in league this year! Turns out there's an option to list teams that you don't want to play due to past conflicts. And six teams listed Polaroid! Ouch! Turns out only one of them could even possibly be connected back to when I played, so I can't take too much blame. Good to see that "Spirit Foul" lives on. People ended up talking it out with some of the other captains and got the black marks removed from the team's record, but egad man! Serious drama in the northeast!

(Of course, this being Ultimate: sounds like a team named "Black and Blue" cheated last year and brought a ringer to the tournament, got caught, and got banned from league this year. So they... changed their team name. And have been playing as though nothing happened. Ooh. Stupidity reigns).

Anyways, when we eventually did eat, we had excellent homemade single dish pizzas, and it NAILED the night. Fantastic. Great meal, great hanging, and a continuous flow of water to parch our desert-dry throats. We were seated directly under the air conditioner, so when we finally left it was about a fifty degree transition from inside to out. Exciting. Took the Julliette back to the hotel and headed home - probably won't see her again this weekend as she has all kinds of centennial parties to attend, but great to see her for the time we did.

(This morning: full of pizzafied energy, I went for an hour long 6.8 mile run. So with two miles yesterday, that brings the total for the week to 27.1 miles. I'll go 3-4 tomorrow, depending how my legs feel, and that will put me over 30 for the week, well on the way to the 100-150 range I'm shooting for over the next month. Yeah, doing it, etc.).

Semi-retraction (?)

Certain parties claimed last night that certain other parties were deserving of sympathy and not boo-hiss. So let i t be publicly known that we do have sympathy for the person in question: we weren't chanting "boo," we were chanting "Boo-stina." I mean, seriously - with a four wedding hangover streak, how can you not cheer???

I kid, I kid, as well. You will always get sympathy, and you will always get by... with a little help from your friends (please, please, watch this video):


Friday, June 20, 2008

A Refined Wedding Ethic, Pt. 2

Beautiful chapel, scenery... and a rainstorm worked its way in before the church doors were even open. I don't think anyone got too thoroughly soaked, but the thunder definitely drowned out part of the service. Nice ceremony, btw - beautiful, pristine, really - and even featured Heidi jumping the gun, saying "I will!" with enthusiasm about four sentences before she was supposed to. Ya! Everything went off hitchlessly - the sermon was about the three C's, someone read from 1 Corinthians - standard fair, but the beaming people and the setting made it shine. We were out in roughly half an hour, and on to the mountain top for a reception.

A thick fog had set in and disrupted the views from the orchard hilltop. Which was completely fine - big tent to keep the people dry, classy string quartet to keep 'em entertained, and enough alcohol to kill all of the guests three times over. And the food, goodness goo: absolutely delicious on all fronts, including shrimp, prime roast, cheeses, fruits, finger foods, and yes-oh-yes-goodness-yesses-of-Joyceian-proportions the SLIDERS!!! If there were ever a hors d'oeuvres invented with Nyet Jones in mind, this was it - essentially a miniature cheeseburger, fresh off the grill. Incredible. I want one right now, actually. So much good food, delicious top shelf drinks - this was some intense revelry, as entirely expected from a Brettian wedding.

The DJ took over eventually and got the usual groom-bride and parent etc. dances going. The DJ, with apologies, was terrible otherwise - just couldn't get a feel for the room at all. In perhaps his most disastrous move, he followed up some standard rock-dance fare with Snap's "The Power." I'm not kidding at all. Somebody eventually got through his skull enough to get some Rice-friendly pop on there, and a madonna dance was seen by all. And some grind-on-Brett Britney dancing, too. I even dropped a glass on the dance floor in celebration (in my defense, it DID hit on the downbeat). Good times - I love dancing with the Beck. She got out sans sore calves this time.

Beck and I talked to an old friend "other" Rebecca (and her boyfriend Nick) from Rice at the reception for a while. We go six degrees way back - she was good friends with a good friend of mine Kat from back in the Duke days. She is saving the earth in Oregon these days and generally loving life. I played Ultimate with Nick at a Poultry Days tournament back in the day; he strikes me as an adequate dude to hang with the excellence that is Rebecca. Great to see them!

Things wound down eventually, and we headed back to the bar from the night before and stayed out way too late; some of us capped the evening by drinking beer instead of water and found themselves hanging out in the back of a rental car during brunch the next morning (boo, hissss!). Got back eventually and enjoyed some leftover gravy and biscuits before heading to bed.

I woke up around 7 the next morning and couldn't sleep - I got up and read in the lobby while waiting for the zombies in my room to arise. Elaine stopped by to say bye while Dan and Christina were still climbing out of bed; I'm pretty sure I promised to DJ her wedding, though time/date/place are not exactly set (Elaine's boyfriend, btw, another Rice grad, thoroughly passes whatever test in my book). She headed out, and we got organized enough to take our stuff down to the car and head over to Brett and Heidi's apartment complex for a RIDICULOUSLY good Southern-friend brunch. If you ever need to take out a week's worth of calories on a single plate, that is the food-genre I would recommend. The salt soothed us, and after hanging out by the pool with Matt and Ebbett for a bit, we said byes and headed to Richmond.

The flight home was terrible due to the aforementioned coffin in the back of the plane that they put Beck and me in. Do not sit in the windowless window seat, egad. We got back to Phoenix about 10, took D&C home, and settled in for a short sleep before work the next morning - the dogs were glad to see us, and it was good to be back in the familiar hundred degree weather instead of that wet, unfamiliar stuff.

A Refined Wedding Ethic, Pt. 1

With scribbled directions from GMaps, we headed in the direction of Charlottesville, Virginia, home of UVA, Monticello, and the site of our friends Brett and Heidi's wedding. We added a Thursday night to our trip which turned out to be multivariable calculus for the hotel staff - they couldn't give us the wedding rate for the room, and if we wanted to extend our reservation to include the Thursday oh, it turns out, we would be out of the wedding block and have to pay full price for the entire weekend. And did we mention that the Thursday rate is actually lower than the wedding rate? Huh? Eventually Beck threw down and just made a separate reservation; that way we got the wedding rate for the wedding rate nights and the Thursday rate for the Thursday night. This did not guarantee that we would get to stay in the same room, though, so there wa a fleeting possibility of having to lug our suitcases back down to the Dodge Avenger on Friday at 12 and wait until 4 at checkout time to put them in a new room. Ugh. Fortunately, a wiser behind-the-desk mind prevailed, and we were able to keep good ol' room - yep - 210 for the entire stay (210 was our room at Rice - the back room, anyways).

Beck and I got to the town about 6 or so and headed downtown to check out the local scenery. Charlottesville is definitely a college town, but they also have a "historic downtown" section, a nice outdoor mall with shops and restaurants and you name it. We found ourselves a fantastic hybrid Indian-etc. restaurant that had been featured on page 13 of Brett's 73 page entertainment guide. We hadn't had Indian food (cue Ali joke) in quite some time, and the dining there was delicious taboot - good stuff. We did have to endure a extremely loud bald dude who verified that every dish was "as authentic as possible." He even chased down the waitress a couple of times. Fun. But it was a nice sitdown dinner, and we successfully passed the time until 9, when people were meeting at the South St. Brewery.

We got their early like a pair of dorks - turned out that was the night that Brett and Heidi's respective parents were meeting for the first time and their dinner ran a little late. No worries - we recognized the borderline two-dimensional Brett when he walked through the door with his dad, Chip. Beers were immediately ordered - fantastic selection, if you ever find yourself in the area, might I recommend the "Satan" - and we sat down in a circle of four that grew to 6, 8, 12, 16, 20 or so as the evening progressed. Heidi and her sister were among the second wave to arrive, and a slew of brett's UVA Business School (Darden) classmates came in, too. Matt rolled in a little later - we all hung out and had a great mass conversation while the Lakers cough-cough-choked game 4 away against the Celtics above the bar. Nice evening, and it set the good laid-back but fine tone of the entire weekend.

On Saturday morning, after a "deluxe" continental breakfast featuring tires and skunks, Beck and I trekked up to Monticello, a destination eagerly anticipated by her because she studied it in arts classes throughout college. 'Twas nice, but the tour was highly regulated - the guide spoke as though reading from a script, and she ushered us through the various rooms pretty quickly. (My favorite part of the tour, btw, was the seemingly required-by-law quick mention of Jefferson fathering slave children - just a perfunctory sentence about it, and then a "which seems strange, what with the 'All men are created equal' and such." You see, our hero myths can handle contradiction! In aside form!). The grounds were gorgeous - they've kept up big horticulture / gardening projects, and everything atop the hill looked quite majestic. Here are the requisite tourist snaps:

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Beautiful stuff. Beck and I also visited Jefferson's grave and took a nice shaded path back down to the car after our tours proper. Called up Brett and Matt & Ebbett, who were free and up for lunch. We met them in the historic downtown district (TM) and went to a downhome type lunch place - fantastic. I had Jamaican jerk chicken and mashed potatoes and cornbread and macaroni, tres bien. Good to see M&E and their 8 month old baby "Not Otto" Benjamin. Brett got their a little later; we were glad to be able to sequester him from his groomly duties for the time we could.

After lunch, Beck and I parted; she took a walk around UVA campus while I went on a little five mile going-to-die run. While I melted away, Beck got the following nice snaps:

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Row 1 and Row 2,1-2: The Rotunda, smack in the middle of campus. Row 2, 3-5: The chapel in which Brett and Heidi were wed. (2,6): A rather violent antiestablishmentarian logo present on the bulk of UVA signage.

Ran into Ryan (pronounced Ree-un) and Jay in the hotel hallway and made arrangements to head to dinner before reconnecting with the wedding party peoples later that night. Both guys were away from their respective eight month olds and seemed to enjoy the respite. Beck, it turns out, did not get to enjoy the chicken and dumplings special that afternoon at lunch, so we ignored the substantial sections of the BEG (Brett's Entertainment Guide) and went back to the exact same place. Hoo-ah! I had: the exact same thing! A lie: they were out of mashed potatoes, so I ate spicy black beans instead. Sigh. Another great meal, and our college friends, save Macy's related factors, are about the same. Jay riveted us with an excessive amount of talk of business travel - I can't imagine that's a fascinating talk even for frequent business travelers, but hey, Jay's never been one to consider his audience. Ha! We had a good meal and time, the first among many that weekend. Headed back to the hotel and walked up to another bar to wait for the wedding party.

To wait and wait for the wedding party - things ran late, though I'm sure in no way related to a Brettian propensity for epic speeches, We had a nice enough time chugging beers and waters in the upstairs bar - when Brett et al (noticeably minus Heidi, who made a brilliant strategic move to avoid puffy-eyed-brideness the next day) (speaking of, props to the parents of the bride - they were out every night until the wee hours, and kept kicking the whole while. Now we see where Heidi gets her beer-festivaling ways) showed up. Too late for us, so we decided to save our A-game for wedding day.

"But wait!" you demand. "Weren't Dan and Xtina staying with you at the hotel? When will they enter the narrative?" Dan and Christina, it turns out, got SC-rewed by the airline. They had a 1:15 flight out of Phoenix, showed up at 11:30 only to be told their flight had left at 11:15. Huh? Yes, apparently they can do that. Their only option was to take the red eye to Hotlanta and then catch a flight up to Richmond early Saturday morning. Lame, and it meant essentially an under 36 hour stay in Virginia for them. Ouch. Props to them for coming; lesser friends would have bailed in those circumstances.

So our Saturday started with another barftastic breakfast courtesy of our friends at the Cavalier Inn and a drive to Richmond to retrieve bleary-eyed friends. Got em! But not even Mitch Hedberg could keep C awake on the ride back to Charlottesville. With excessive wrangling, we contacted all the appropriate peoples and agreed to meet at another B-recommended diner for, yep, a brunch (and a morally righteous brunch at that). Elaine had just made it into town, so she met us at the diner just in time for Olympic bacon.

(Hadn't seen Elaine in a while - wow, can she ever channel the spirit of Ali of Gringoat fame. It was a little uncanny - a rough facsimile, of course, you can't duplicate the real deal. But she regaled us with a half-hour tale of breaking her ankle with such violent hand gestures that we couldn't help but expect to see Ben coming around the corner at any moment. Eerie. No substitute - we get the real deal, as mentioned, a month from now!!! Can't wait).

Good brunch - Beck broke the party down just in time to get us back to the hotel and ready in time for the wedding...

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Pines Say Psssst

We left the iPs in Raleigh to drive down to Whispering Pines, the site of my grandparents' (Dad's parents) house. It's a quiet retirement / golfing community located a little bit in the middle of nowhere, North Carolina (a few miles north of Southern Pines). Do the people like their golf? Um, yeah:

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Beck and I rolled in just a little before sunset. A lady was out on her dock next door - I couldn't really see her, but thought that my grandparents' friend Pat (whom we were supposed to meet that week) lived next door. She doesn't. We walked over and, narrowly avoiding severe mistaken-identity embarrassment, met the Hendrixes, a lovely couple from whom we proceeded to steal occasional wireless reception for the week. Nice folks, and they knew we were coming; seems word travels fast in these parts. We, of course, had a message for them: pick up your dog Rover!

(Sorry, couldn't resist).

The house is in great shape - at some point my parents and Aunt Pat redid the carpets and wallpapered the bathrooms, so it didn't look quite the same as in my youth. Many of the shrines are still in place - shrines meaning collections of pictures, so we got to see me in all of my delicious life phases, mullet-headed and otherwise. And my parent's wedding album, and my dad's basketball pictures. And a homecoming mum my grandma wore to one of my football games, and a bunch of programs for those games. So it was a bit of a memory trip for me, and Beck got to do some ethnographic studies of Texas HSFootball culture - what exactly distinguishes a "Top Cat" from a "Cougarette?" Fun visit for both of us - first time I had been back to the house since my grandma's funeral some ten years ago, so it was a flashback experience.

(My grandma, incidentally, was the biggest grandma sportsfan of all time. She knew Ernie Banks, for heaven's sake. When I think back on the "glory" and/or torture that was my high school sports years, one accomplishment stands well above the rest - when I was roughly 16 or so, my grandparents came down for a visit and came to a summer league baseball game. I wanted very, very badly to hit a homerun for my grandparents, and somehow I did. I've got a pretty clear image in my mind of grandma clapping behind a chain-link fence with Papa smiling behind her. So that's good).

Some lake pictures to establish setting:

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(1,1) View from the lake's end (1,2) View from the porch (1,3) From the living room - I love those squirrels! (1,5) From the rose garden (2,2) A little fish nest right next to the dock (2,3) The lake as seen from the dock (2,4) Big magnolia tree in the back yard.

Of course, this is my favorite view:

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On Tuesday, Pat came over (for real) and told us about a dinner being held at the local community college. We made plans to meet the following day for pottery hunting and took to severe amounts of hanging out and reading for the rest of the day (our general MO for the week was read, nap, eat, watch movies, take walks in icky heat, repeat). I idiotically went running at 2 that afternoon; not the best decision of my life, though I clearly survived. We headed over to the CC and enjoyed some really good Carolina BBQ and free lemonade. Good times. We were the youngest in the room by 40 years, too. We made the executive decision to skip the concert involved - it was all silly jazz standards, and as much as I wanted to relive my middle school jazz band days, we forewent hearing Little Brown Jug.

We spent all of the nights (re)watching the Indiana Jones series. Excellent, or at least vastly more excellent than the Fourth. Lots of good eatin' while were up there, too - after that night of BBQ, Beck made a great egg / broccoli / cheese / sausage casserole, and we had turkey burgers off the grill the following night. YUM. Those were grilled in a rainstorm - a couple of thunderstorms blew through while we were there, making for a serious lakeside light show. The weirdest thing about that part of the experience is that we hadn't heard thunder in months out in the desert! In fact, on the first strike, Beck ran under the bed a la Sparkle.

Early on Wednesday, we made the trek out to Pottery Row. Apparently in NC, Pottery is a Big Deal. We went to at least seven places that I can think of off the top of my head. Nice of Pat to take us around, and there really were a ton of incredible pieces (most of which in the "I'm bored at my retirement lakehouse and need something to blow $350 on" price range). Not sure if it was intended, but there seemed to be an unspoken expectation that we would buy something. Happy to oblige - Beck caved at the last place and got us an elegant white, crystalline vase which is theoretically en route to our place right now. The NC House (and my parent's house house) is full of these works that my mom has picked up - I'm fairly certain she's keeping the entire Row afloat. Anyhoo, here's photo evidence that we rocked the local capitalist scene:

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Pat took us out to lunch at a little place that was also hosting 35 graduation parties from the middle school across the street; we waited a long while for our food, but it was pretty tasty (Cheesesteaks, and especially the "Chocolate Pizza" which came in a bowl. Eh?). We made an appointment to meet with her and Joe Johnson on Thursday before we headed out of town.

We came home mid-afternoon and, though I wanted to run, I could not imagine the idea of taking off in the heat. So I pulled a little "when in Rome" and went to the local driving range. I was shockingly competent. Inspired, I decided to come back the next day and play the little nine hole course twice for an afternoon round. And:

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A little bit of an asterisk on that card: I gave myself infinite mulligans, declared that a three putt would be my max on any hole, a putt within four feet of the hole was a gimme, and, in the event of the ball sitting in less than agreeable turf (meaning pine straw or rocks), I would drop it in a better setting so as not to destroy my dad's clubs. It's more fun to play if you're not constantly cursing and throwing things, yes? Some of my more memorable shots included a drive that hit a pine tree flush and landed behind the tee box and another that ricocheted off a tree straight into a window. Exciting (hey, I only LOST two balls). I didn't mind dropping the $12 it cost to play this course, but I don't think I'll be taking up real golf really any time soon (case in point - I played disc golf yesterday, scramble style, and shot a 5 under. Lower price, higher reward!).

On Thursday, Beck and I packed and met Pat and Joe for lunch at a sandwich shop in Southern Pines. Good stuff; very, very nice folks. I'm glad we had Pat as a tour guide for the week. We had contacted Brett earlier in the week and found out that people / vents were happening that evening, so we drove to Virginia that afternoon. Another tale for another post...

The Terror of Icons!!!

That's the line of icons staring at me in my (new, souped up, wow!) Firefox browser Accuweather Forecast Fox Add-On. Off the top of my head, I'm not sure I recall the boiling point of mercury, but it looks like tomorrow we're in trouble. Egads.

So I was about to run today when Beck recommended that I not go crazy on my achy brakey knees. So I was almost out the door when I thought better of it, and decided to take the pups for a walk instead. We eschewed the Green Belt - they water over night and the area near our apartment becomes a complete bog early in the mornings - and went for a jaunt on the pavement instead. About four minutes into our walk, the dogs went absolutely insane for something on the sidewalk. I had the camera with me. At the risk of completely grossing you out, check out this macabre pair of images:

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Goodness goo. And you thought it was unlucky when they lost their foot! Some hawk probably got a hold of this poor guy and devoured everything sin la cabeza; the dogs went nuttier than I have ever seen (and trust me, I've seen them go pretty nutty). Yeck. We live in a little Oasis-condoplex with tons of these little guys hopping all over the place, so it's a little eerie to see one so... sans body. Yikes.

In other dog-related news, poor Speelarkle chipped a tooth on something while we were away on vacation, and the tooth died. We're gonna have to get it removed pretty soon - it's a right up fron in the middle of her smile, so she's going to look a little goofy. So it goes. We presume it was when she and the WD got into a scuffle while we were gone while Haylee was taking care of them. We're not sure how much of a real scuffle it was - they generally aren't easy to separate if they're actually in kill one-another mode, and Haylee said she just kinda pulled them apart. But it only takes a bad gnashing of tooth on tooth to end up with what Sparkle now has. Poor little kid.

After the dog walk, I decided to forego running for the day and bike the entire green belt, bog and all. It was about a 25 mile roundtrip and I got pretty tired by the time I got home. The path ends down at Tempe Town lake which is more or less the barrier between Tempe and Scottsdale. Got this nice shot of Sun Devil Stadium down there:

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Soa pretty good day, exercise-wise, though I'm feeling pretty exhausted at this particular point in time. Before I go on to the continuing story of the vacation, a couple of sports thoughts:

1. Tiger = ridiculous. I watched a lot of the playoff from the elliptical machine on Monday and wowsers, dude just... wow. There was one shot from a fairway bunker on about the 15th or so that he dropped within ten feet of the pin. The guy on the treadmill next to me fell off. Pretty spectacular, pretty dramatic with the grunts and clutches and knee pain, and seventh level when you learn he's been doing all of this with a missing ACL for the past year or so. It doesn't seem to make much sense - what with normal distributions and all - that one person could crush other professionals like that. Some waste-of-carbon columnist at ESPN said that rooting for Tiger was like rooting for Justin Timberlake to get laid. Okay, I hear that, just like rooting for the Yankees in the 90s was rooting for Godzilla to crush, crush, crush those urbanites! (Now, incidentally, rooting for the Yankees is just rooting for Godzilla). But I don't think the comparison is apt - Tiger doesn't have the same on paper payroll advantages as the Yanks. Rooting for him is rooting for spectacle, for mysterious greatness, for a dominant "the best" narrative. It's very nice for some people to have such clean stories in their minds. "Babe Ruth was the best ever" and the like. Weirdly, having such a ridiculously disproportionate king of the sport keeps things simple.

2. The Celtics: watching the final game on Tuesday, I noted how commonplace the whole event seemed. Now that games are on 24/7, unlike back in the day when you got a game of the week and some of the playoff games, it's easy to look at the screen and say "ho-hum, another game." (And in a way,they are, ho-hum, just other games). But I thoroughly enjoyed the rout, and I got some nice chills - for the first time in a while - as the home team crowd got their schaudenfreude on and chanted "Na x 8, Hey x 3, Goodbye!" at the Lakers. Hatred-fueled, a definite moment of in-your-face, but spectacular. Also spectacular: that Lamar Odom didn't kill someone in the final few minutes of the game. The Lakers were down by 40, and Odom was out there losing his mind, shoving and wrestling and generally looking like a madman ill-equipped to deal with a 40 point deficit reality. Good thing nothing broke out. That's got to be a werid dynamic, of course - a courtful of raging egomanics, and one of them can just laugh at the other side for the final quarter of the game.

And also: Kevin Garnett? Lunacy? Idiocy? His unstable mental status (intensity / desire to win on the good nights, lost cool on the bad) is well documented, but wow, that was second level incomprehensibility there after the game. Mad anti-props to the morons at ABC/ESPN, who continued to try to interview him through his babblings. And one thing I still haven't complete figured out: he screamed "Anything is Possible!" like he had just taught some inner-city kids calculus or something. Which seemed odd at the time - but then I remembered that Kevin Garnett wears Adidas, the shoe with the slogan "Impossible is nothing." Was this meant to be super-emotional product placement, and Kevin Garnett flubbed his line???!?! I really hope so.

(Hope the rabbit head wasn't too disturbing. It did make up a surreal, loud-dog part of my day).

On to NC.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Odometry III

So in the upcoming continuing saga of Bungaglow Beck and Nyet, I will surely tell you the tales of meeting up with Rice friends in Virginia. And without naming names - I think it should be obvious to the people involved on both sides - some of our friends have become Macy's Parade versions of their college selves, while others have slimmed down considerably. One name to name is Brett - there's a pretty famous (in our circles) picture of him from one of our college nights back at lovett, circa fall 1996. The theme was Mount Olympus, and Brett painted himself gold. And in 1996, a gold-painted 19 year old Brett was a sight of sights - the word "Adonis" came readily to mind before the paint job, but the gilded Brett and the picture that captured him served to emblazen our memory with that association.

Fast-forward to 2007, at our wedding, and it would have been a bad idea for Brett to invest in gold spray cans. "I was fat," Brett started a sentence this past weekend, and he ended it with, "And I didn't want to be anymore." 2008, wedding edition Brett was decidedly not fat, back to 1996 Adonis standards, an impressive feat: we asked him how he did it, and he replied that he had run a marathon. And not just "run a marathon" - he had gone from effectively being unable to run a mile to running a 3:58 marathon, an impressive nine minutes pace over the course of the entire 26.2. Damn!!!

SO that was more than a little inspiring, on both sides - both the "Like Brett, if I could be like Brett" angle and the startling desire to not view the streets of New York aerially. So after doing a reasonable job going running over the past 1.5 weeks of vacation:

Saturday: 4 miles on a treadmill
Monday: 3 miles (in 103, 98% barf North Carolina weather)
Wednesday: 3 miles (ditto)
Friday: 5 miles (in 98, 98% marginally more pleasant Virginia weather)

I have decided to attack the next month and on into the future and get back into mid 90s shape. (Note - this is me announcing this so that you folks will hold me to it. Both of you). I'll never run a marathon, nor would I really want to - my knees hurt the bejeebus out of me if I run too far, and physical accomplishments like "run a marathon" smack of materialism (ha) - but I do want to amp up the running a bit and eat better than I have been. Beck is on board in the eating department, so we have been having ridiculously good fish and chicken dinners so far this week. (Beck, for the record, looks beautiful and is in great shape. I'd say we were both in neither of the above two categories mentioned, but more of a midline "have done a good job staying in shape" place). Our friends the Gringoat are visiting in a month, and so this sets a good deadline for me - I want to run somewhere between 100-150 miles before they get there, and hopefully other exercise and eating well will, I don't know, let me wear my bathing suit or something.

("Nyet, you already wore your swimsuit in front of them. Like two months ago!")

("Doh!").

Anyways, here's the odometry so far, which I will try to report on a routine basis:

Mon: 6.4 mile run, 1.6 miles treadmill, 5 miles Ellipting
Tue: 6.4 mile run
Wed: Morning Ultimate (1 hour), Disc Golf Round (1.5 miles?), 4 mile treadmill

Counting just the running, that's 18.4 miles so far. Have to be careful with my knees, so may have to tone down the initial excitement in the next few days. We'll see. I also have to be careful with my general level of OCDness about such things - I have written about this before, but there was a time in Boston where I was trying to lose weight and ended up standing outside a pizza parlor at lunch time existentializing about whether the temporary joy imbued by a slice would be worth the calories. That's no good. So, yeah, don't let me get stupid like that either.

In not self-centered news, the one and only Speckle-Bellied Jullietta is coming to Phoenix this weekend. So we will surely shower her with affection and congratulations!!! Can't wait!

Odometry II

So this particular post got lost in the mix: the Monday before our trip was our one year anniversary. We had an excellent dinner at a little place called The White Chocolate Grill, where the most outstanding feature is that they have their desserts listed first on the menu. It seems life is uncertain there. Great white-chocolate themed items, and for the main attraction I downed a plateful of ribs and some of the best garlic mashed potatoes I've had in mi vida. Excellente! And it was a great evening spent in the course of about 360 evenings (she, you know, went to the Grand Canyon and stuff) spent with my chica bonita over the course of the last year. Huzzah.

So we talked during dinner about the course of the previous year, and by all accounts, things are going well. I don't want to wax past-tense here ("a year ago I had no idea what I'd be doing in Phoenix," etc.), but there has been a long list of accomplishments over the past año, not the least of which are Beck's progressing into a thoroughly great veterinarian and my own feet planting in an actual career that may give some semblance of a sense of accomplishment, meaning, etc. So that's good.

This post probably would have been good to complete in the more immediate temporal vicinity of the dinner itself, as now I think it's lacking the punch that the actual dinner conversation had. It's just easy to get caught up in the day to day, and I think we did a fine job making our anniversary more about reflection and appreciation than cards / gifts. And ribs, we also covered ribs.

(Btw - thanks to everyone who called to wish me happy anniversary in a thinly veiled effort to ensure that I would not forget to tell Beck. After back to back wedding ceremonies that invoked some serious 1950s husband-wife humor - do you take this woman, please - I am glad to know that my immediate family suspects the same traditional masculine ineptitude out of me. Gracias).

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Watch Out! The World's Behind You!!!

Well, maybe not the world, but a solid 20 Claytonians stood in line an extra ten minutes thanks to our brunch-supplying antics.

Sunday morning, Margie aka iPMM was in charge of the now commonplace post-celebration Sunday morning brunch. Margie is great at these type functions - you might remember her performances from such great films as My Daughter's Big Fat Somewhat Greek Wedding, Beck and Nyet's Excellent (Genesean) Adventure, and, most recently, The Program. So when she returned from the grocery stores with lox upon lox and enough salmon to reduce the heart disease risk of a small village, we knew we were in for excellence. She then put a order into Dunkin Donuts - authentic Bostonian fare, something Daniel may or may not have disavowed as he crossed the Mason Dixon - and we knew we were in for a feast fit for the entire family.

We trekked down to Clayton early Sunday, this time obeying the sun instead of Google and making it in plenty of time. As intrigued as we were by the restaurant called "Biscuitville," we honored our order at the Double D, where doin' stuff is what we like to do, and went in to grab a truckload of food. Only something happened - who knows, they were out of plains, or cheese, or something - so order became ordeal. I entertained the line with my stand-up - I believe a comment about donut vampires was made - but they pretty clearly got irritated with the New Yorkers who brought their Sunday morning rituals to a grinding halt. Oh, well - sorry Clayton.

We got to the house and everything unfolded marvelously - Catherine (Hilary's mom) directed traffic, and the table turned into a smorgasbord. Spent the better part of the morning and early afternoon sitting, chatting, drinking coffee and distributing Giant Panda t-shirts. Good party, though way too much foodstuffs - Beck and I were saddled with the bulk of the leftovers, which made for some interesting eating for the next few days. We headed out around 1:30; Beck's parents took Richard and Shirley back to their hotel, and we took Meghan and Greg to the airport.

Before progressing to the next stage of our June vacation, we had a nice dinner at - tada! - P.F. Chang's! Great stuff - Jamie was passed around the table (in iPhone embodiment) at one point. Good meal to end a fun family weekend. We printed out directions at the hotel and headed on to my grandparents' lakehouse in Whispering Pines...

Out of the Loop


There is one important detail in that map, and one only: that Clayton is outside of Raleigh and, as such, is outside of the loop that surrounds Raleigh. The most general sense of direction - and trust that I barely have that - shows that our start was on the northwest side of town and that our destination was on the southeast. So "outside of the loop," by all standards of directional sense, means take route 70 east to the church, particularly at 3:42 when the wedding starts at 4.

Mr. Google, it seems, would tend to disagree. Or tended to, anyways: as of now, the directions on my GMap are okay. But that day, on an ill-fated iPhone, the directions were not. They said to go 70 West and, gosh-darn-it, by the holy path of Jones Sausage Road, west we would go.

Fast forward to 3:56.

Beck: "Dad, we're on 70 trying to get to the church."
iPJ: "Hold on."
Daniel, aka Uncle Henry, aka Father of the Bride: "Where are you?"
Beck: "70 in Garner."
Daniel: "Turn around, look for a Bojangles and a CVS; turn there."
Beck: "Isn't there something you should be doing right now?"
Daniel: "Oh. Yeah."

So we eventually managed to get there at 4:15, again, no thanks to Zach, our connection at Google. DRAT! So we missed the walking down the aisle and apparently a 17 verse rendition of "Through Christ Alone." No one noticed, though, because we sat in the second row!!! Made it in plenty of time for a sermon about the point system of marriage and, I quote the pastor here, a message themed by "the wedding day is important, but what's really important is what happens when those wedding clothes come off." Obviously this was intended to be about putting on normal everyday clothes and living the day to day, but more than a few heads snapped to attention at that one. Yikes. One of the bridesmaids then sang Randy Travis's "Forever and Ever, Amen" while one of the groomsmen strummed D, G, E and A chords - the church was a big Methodist style hall with a nice PA system, so that came out pretty. At some point later in the ceremony - during the lighting of the Union candle, actually - a different groomsman grabbed a different guitar and beautifully played Led Zeppelin's "The Rain Song." A nice soothing melody, but - and maybe this is just me being close-minded - Led Zeppelin, as I recall, was pretty much the poster band for the Occult back in the day. So, um, maybe an odd choice. But any ceremony that gets the Led out is by definition fantastic - and the rest of the ceremony was quite lovely; rings were exchanged, public kisses had, and Travis and Hilary were officially man and wife. Nice. Here's the happy couple in the embryonic stages of wedded bliss at the reception:

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Awwwwww. Speaking of the reception, we quickly jumped into the car and followed the iPJ over to the building, a revamped Plantation-House-ish building just a few miles from the church. We walked into the building to the thumping rhythm guitar of one Angus Young: AC/DC's "Back in Black" screamed into the reception hall air. I nearly did a mat drill. We quickly grabbed a seat with easy access for Richard and then accosted the waiters for hors d'oeuvres. The place soon filled up - it was quite packed , actually - so we made a beeline for the bar and had our share of wine and beer. Good start to a party. Radiohead's "Paranoid Android" and Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind" echoed through the chamber at various points; pretty eclectic tunes for a dinner / dance-fest. I was accosted more than once to reprise my madonna dancing to a tune that was ne'er played - I don't exactly know how one even pretends to pull that off.

The bridal party eventually came in coupled, and Hilary/Travis walked through the room to thunderous applause. And then we were all let loose on the food - huzzah! Great cheese plates, fruit, chicken wrapped in bacon, etc. filled our bellies thoroughly as we waited for the real party to start. Hilary / Travis kicked things off nicely, and Daniel and Hilary followed it up with the usual trad dances; I think Uncle Richard thoroughly approved:

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Quite lovely, though apparently the cameraman managed to capture Beck and me in a dumbfounded gaze (I'm guessing "when is the cake?" was running through my mind here):

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After the trad dances, the whole bridal party did a cute little choreographed number involving dips and jazz hands. And then... they stopped halfway through the song. Aroo? Unsurprisingly, no one looked at the empty dance floor and thought, "Hey, I would like my awkward moves to be the center of attention!," so things died down for a bit. But fear not: there was a little eight year old kid out there who absolutely TORE IT UP with everything from handsprings to break dancing to some kind of weird cross between goose-stepping and the robot. Zounds! His best move was probably removing his tie and shirt, going straight-up undershirt clad and then hanging on the bar for dear life looking like he had just downed two glasses of scotch. Dude knew how to party.

Beck and I brought our usual brand of tomfoolery to the floor, too, caught for posterity by the cameraman:

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And yes, my brand of idiocy is patented. Believe it. Beck, who routinely scales mountains, reported being sore.

Clearly a fun time. The rest of the reception consisted of the usual fare: bouquets, garters, cake-cutting, toasts. Every part of the recipe fell in its place, quite the shindig. The bride and groom and wedding party eventually headed off to whatever post-parties they were bound for, and the crazy Boston cousins, throats parched and bodies salt-deprived, hit up the Waffle House across the street to help their livers and kidneys bring things to healthier states. The absolute highlight of which, obviously, being when I ordered my hash browns covered, Greg ordered them plain, but then upon seeing the glory of American cheese on my hash browns, sent his back to have them covered! And she LITERALLY covered them - just threw 1/64th of a package of American cheese on the top, obscuring the view of their top!!! Fantastic. Maybe not quite as awesome as the time I heckled Harry Potter buyers after Frank and Jordan's wedding, but definitely up there - I highly recommend Waffle House trips as post wedding destinations. But not for the bride and groom - Seward's Folly for them! Fun wedding, and we hope that H/T are having a blast on their Alaskan honeymoon right now. (And not being too harsh on alternative solutions to substance addiction problems!!!) Thanks for a great celebration! And to the next post!