1 November, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment

Orin is rope-gliding into Mile High Stadium in a Cardinals costume as his grandiose entrance to the game. He hates heights and can't believe his plight. And yet, it's the Ravens that are on my television set playing against the Broncos. And they're in Baltimore. As everyone knows, YDAU *is* 2009. So, um, NFL? What gives?