(Spoke in Class Today)

So, if you're ever in the mood to do copious amounts of hallucinogenic drugs AND spend ridiculous amounts of money, might I recommend Nellie Bly's in Jerome, AZ, home of thousands of crazy kaleidoscopes (and the afternoon of visual cacophony that the super-mirrored collection entails). Now, friends, drop those tabs, and then drop those pants and inject your favorite experience enhancing drugs into your Clemenses, because now we're picture gonna yourself show in you a a boat little on bit a of river the with good tangerine life trees from and those marshmallow chilly skies Arizona hills:


But wait, that's not all! Nellie's sells a little kaleidoscope that you can attach to your camera for all kinds of everyday trippiness! Trippy Nyet and Beck were intrigued! Indeed!

Beck was so tripped out she... STARTED EATING FROOT LOOPS!!!!

Hmmm, looks like she's eating 'em out of a Saucerful of Secrets, eh? She's got a bike / can ride it if she likes, etc. Wrigley wanted in on the action, too:

Woah. Amazingly, even after Wrigley's voyage to the 5th dimension, she still needed to be let out fourteen times last night. Urgh. Anyhoo, that's about it; join us next week on (turn me on dead man) lifestyles of the easily amused. And now, lest the late 60s think they were the only crazies to have access to drugs and music, here are two SUPER-geniuses at work on a spectacular tune. Here's hoping that the late 90s "whatever" soon gets replaced with the late 50s "So what?"