Camp Liz & Dog

So I just got off the phone with her Zilness, who proudly reports that after three years of vague aspirations, she has finally made The Bozeman Police Blotter. Because that archive of Lizian accomplishment will surely be lost to the annals of time before too long, I will go ahead and post a representative smattering here. Your job is to guess which one was / was caused by Liz (answer in the following post):

The Bozeman Police Department reports for Monday included the following:

€ A man and woman set up a tent in Centennial Park. They were told to leave.

€ A woman on South Third Avenue told police a man knocked on her front door and asked her whether she wanted to be in a contest. He said he needed females. She told him no.

€ A person was warned for leaving an obscene message at City Hall.

The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office reports for Monday included the following:

€ Someone rummaged through a few unlocked vehicles on Bozeman Trail Road. Nothing was stolen.

€ A Realtor on West Magnolia Drive told deputies a person dumped grass clippings and other garbage on the lawn of a house she has listed.

€ A man told deputies his canoe, two fishing poles, two reels, one oar and a bag of fishing equipment were stolen in Manhattan.

€ A deputy on Black Hawk Lane stopped to talk with a man and woman who waved when the deputy drove past. They were simply waving. They said it was nice to see a sheriff's deputy in the neighborhood.

So have you figured it out? Doubtful. Congrats Liz, for leaving your stamp on your tiny Montanan town. Liz additionally reports that things are going well in Jackson, Wyoming (she's white-water-rafting today), and that she is planning to return to Geneseo soon and call the lakehouse home for awhile. She astutely points out that due to the dearth of attendance, this summer's t-shirt will inevitably read "Camp Liz & Dog" instead of the customary CBS logo. Which is, incidentally, not an eye, as appropriate as that would have been.