Triforce!

First off, check this! Some profanity afterwards, but the first few minutes of this video contain blindfolded shreddage from famed Bonnie Situation lead guitarist Aaron Alonzo. Yeah, you can get this at Christastrophe, but I just wanted to have electric ambrosia dripping from my blog, too:

Morel links:

International Baseball is Not Actually Baseball.
The Complete Calvin & Hobbes! And you can search the text! (Please Note: That is obviously a severe violation of copyright, and could disappear at any moment. So, yeah: that'll teach you to type in 12 years of C&H strips by hand).
For iPJ, we have: Calvin & Jobs. And another!
Serious NerdFun: try to name the 100 most common words in the English language in five minutes.
This is simultaneously dumb and awesome:

Microbes 1, Humanity 0.
A pretty solid history of internet memes. (This just in: lists of memes is now a meme).
Pretty ridiculous account of plagiarism.
A reasonable attempt at humor with regard to our dying culture.
It was 20 years ago today a few days ago.
Beautiful pics of the Olympic CHINA IS A GREAT COUNTRY I LOVE IT Opening Ceremonies
Get yer SLIMEBALL on.
This is a headline.
Georgia's always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind.
ESPN went all crazy and actually analyzed something. And then used it!
Remember MLR's perfect 10? No? Well:

Some others can be found here, too.
Oz, Oz, Ozzy or Ozzie?