And Now: Bath Time!

Two Styles of 2008 in Review, as Recommended by a Real Writer: The first sentence of the first post of each month, and then the last sentence of the last post of each month (in reverse order).

Jan: The sun is up, The sky is blue, It's beautiful, Why'd you go for two?
Feb: Phew.
Mar: Yawn, cough, wake from the slumber.
Apr: Barf.
May: Happy May!
Jun: Sorry for the dearth - a few things to post about, but time is lacking this morning, as I have marathon tutelage to perform.
Jul: Skidding our way into July here, only six weeks until I re-re-restart my real life at grad school.
Aug: Sheebus McSheebus!!!
Sep: But first, a rewind: My official foray into school was the general orientation within the school of life sciences.
Oct: Big time game last night- WEfnuk was matched up with "Wii Huck," a team featuring a dude named Nick who goes by the name of "Tricky" who would easily be on the starting line of any kind of Phoenix area all-stars squad.
Nov: That's the Nu-q-lar Searl (minus James) in Boston at the Tufts 10K a couple of weeks back.
Dec: Greetings from the depths of academia.

Hmmmm... Method Two?

Dec: The last sentence of this month is obviously subject to change.*
Nov: Here's the OH NOES!!!
Oct: So much power.
Sep: I'm gonna go ahead and leave it caption free and hope the people get it.
Aug: Fun times in the valley of the Airborne Thunderstorm Event.
Jul: And Ben, we are not a shoe depository.
Jun: Don't do this.
May: Hopefully Russell Crowe won't show up, because DAMN.
Apr: (And btw, Wrigster is still a little gimpy but overall feeling much better).
Mar: This post is dedicated to Dan and his love of CREED.
Feb: If you think this scene is odd out of context, trust me that the context does not add a whole lot.
Jan: And now: bath time!

Well then. I... I don't know. I don't really think we've accomplished much of anything here. Ah, well. 2008, ladies and gents!

*The last sentence of this month is obviously subject to change.