Upon receiving a Christmas gift of chocolate coins:
"Well, it's time to put my money where my mouth is."
Upon my dad commenting that he was full after eating too much corn on the cob:
"I guess your ears were bigger than your stomach."
I toss a perfect spiral with a loaf of bread, only to have Dad break the bag and smash the loaf as he catches it:
"Just goes to show: you shouldn't carry a loaf of bread like a football."
Well, I'm having a good time even if you're not. Phbbbbbt.
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